Fapio
Fapio by Admiral_Afterworld April 22, 2009
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Fappopotamus
Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.
Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap
Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012
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fapioca • Fapioca Pudding • Fapio • Fabio • fabiola • Faping • fapitalism • Fapbook • fabiola gatti • fabiolous
fabio enchilada
A gay rattlensnake
A: Hey look at this game with an underscore in it's name
B: That game is developed by Fabio Enchilada
B: That game is developed by Fabio Enchilada
fabio enchilada by debelrador January 29, 2017
Fapoosh
Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015
Fabiowned
Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.
Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.
fapfolder
Fapfolder, a folder on your desktop computer or camera filled with pictures used mainly to masturbate on.
May include nudes and semi-nudes, but can also include pictures of people of interest fully dressed or even pictures of things unrelated to anything sexual.
Usually named something random or that won't draw any attention like 'Submap 12' or 'fhiwufhiwefh' to make it less awkward when people see your desktop.
May include nudes and semi-nudes, but can also include pictures of people of interest fully dressed or even pictures of things unrelated to anything sexual.
Usually named something random or that won't draw any attention like 'Submap 12' or 'fhiwufhiwefh' to make it less awkward when people see your desktop.
Eric: 'Hey Joey, what is this map 'Submap 12' on your desktop?'
Joey: 'Euh, nothing'
Eric: 'Its your fapfolder, isn't it!'
Joey: 'Euh, nothing'
Eric: 'Its your fapfolder, isn't it!'
fapfolder by TheDerperInRL June 12, 2012
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