fapioca 

(n)semen, especially of a custard like consistency with a pearly color.
(v)the act of excreting semen.

"Is that fapioca on your pants?"

"I would like to fapioca all over her face"

fapioca by free fapioca November 8, 2009

fapioca 

When you haven't spilled your load in a really, REALLY long time, so much so that it's gotten extra-thick and grainy.

I was hoping for a clean, powerful cumshot, but it had been months, so all I got is fapioca...

fapioca by Godeicher September 19, 2016

Fapioca Pudding 

When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.

My wife is so pissed that I made her eat my fapioca pudding.

Fapioca Pudding by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 12, 2018

Fapioca pudding 

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.

God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?

Fapioca pudding by LarpingLion March 12, 2021

fapocalypse 

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010

fappocalypse 

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping

Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo

fappocalypse by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

fadioca 

Cash Money

Coined by E-40

"Gotta make dat fadioca, nah mean?"

fadioca by DeLtz September 30, 2004