fapioca

(n)semen, especially of a custard like consistency with a pearly color.
(v)the act of excreting semen.

"Is that fapioca on your pants?"

"I would like to fapioca all over her face"

by free fapioca November 8, 2009

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fapioca

When you haven't spilled your load in a really, REALLY long time, so much so that it's gotten extra-thick and grainy.

I was hoping for a clean, powerful cumshot, but it had been months, so all I got is fapioca...

by Godeicher September 19, 2016

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Fapioca Pudding

When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.

My wife is so pissed that I made her eat my fapioca pudding.

by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 12, 2018

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Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.

God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?

by LarpingLion March 12, 2021

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fapocalypse

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

by Decavolt March 19, 2010

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fappocalypse

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping

Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo

by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

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