Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.
Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.
by Tower1 April 21, 2011
Get the Fabiowned mug.Ben asked "Mr. Fava, why are you so mean?" and Mr. Fava replied "Why must you advertise your stupidity!?", therefore Favowning Ben.
by Sclass12 February 16, 2005
Get the Favowned mug.by Zippi0t December 13, 2005
Get the falcowned mug."You might as well not even try to come back to the stage, because you are guaranteed to get falcowned by me."
by Nadez 4 Dayz August 9, 2008
Get the falcowned mug.by Dan Rotten December 31, 2008
Get the Falcowned mug.When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.
by Justhilarious November 8, 2018
Get the Old Fasioned Brownie Duster mug.1. Matt was fabianed out of money that he found on the ground as a small boy dove in front of him, as he was attempting to pick it up.
2. It wasn't until Greg took his seat in the baseball stadium, when he realized that he had been fabianed by the hot dog vendor across the street who had given him a musty old roll, and an outdated peice of meat.
2. It wasn't until Greg took his seat in the baseball stadium, when he realized that he had been fabianed by the hot dog vendor across the street who had given him a musty old roll, and an outdated peice of meat.
by Max Zimmerman January 17, 2007
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