Fabiowned 

Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.

Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.

Fabiowned by Tower1 April 21, 2011

Favowned 

When you are owned by the one and only Mr. Steven Fava

Ben asked "Mr. Fava, why are you so mean?" and Mr. Fava replied "Why must you advertise your stupidity!?", therefore Favowning Ben.

Favowned by Sclass12 February 16, 2005

falcowned 

when playing super smash brothers, captain falcon destroys you.

being "owned" by captain falcon.

ha i falcowned you, serves you right for choosing pikachu!

falcowned by Zippi0t December 13, 2005

falcowned 

While playing Super Smash Bros Melee., an opponent is hit with Falco or Capt. Falcon's spikes.

"You might as well not even try to come back to the stage, because you are guaranteed to get falcowned by me."

falcowned by Nadez 4 Dayz August 9, 2008

Falcowned 

Obliterating your opposition when playing as the character Falco in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

"I got five kills with Falco and you only managed to hit me once with DK, FALCOWNED!!!"

Falcowned by Dan Rotten December 31, 2008

Old Fasioned Brownie Duster 

When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.

Man, after he climaxed, he shit in my face and gave me an Old Fasioned Brownie Duster.

Old Fasioned Brownie Duster by Justhilarious November 8, 2018

Fabianed 

To be cheated out of something, especially money; the recipient of an act of cheapness.

1. Matt was fabianed out of money that he found on the ground as a small boy dove in front of him, as he was attempting to pick it up.

2. It wasn't until Greg took his seat in the baseball stadium, when he realized that he had been fabianed by the hot dog vendor across the street who had given him a musty old roll, and an outdated peice of meat.

Fabianed by Max Zimmerman January 17, 2007