Fappopotamus

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

Flippopotamus

A morbidly obese Karen. A flippo is slang for someone who freaks the fuck out. Potamus is the last half of hippopotamus. A large grumpy, smelly, angry African big game animal.

My old boss at Walmart is the epitome of a flippopotamus. To make matters worse she was woke a.f.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Fatopotamus

One who is fat like a hippo.

fatopotami (Pl.)

Vik B*****g is a fatopotamus

by Ricky Jhajj July 27, 2008

Faggopotamus

a large homo, someone of such gayness only a faggopotamus is comparable to the size of their gayness. Yes, their are bigger mammals, but this is the catchiest.

Nice comeback faggopotamus.

by friedchicken347 July 3, 2010

failopotamus

n. One who fails so much and in such a way that they can be compared to as a huge failing animal.

"Dude, have you heard the new Puddle of Mudd CD?"
"Man, you are such a failopotamus!"

by ep1c. May 5, 2008

floppopotamus

The creature most students turn into for the first few days of summer directly after final exams when all you do is get high at home alone and avoid standing except when absoloutely necessary.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you planning to do after exams are over?"

Person 2: "Probably sit at home for a couple days just bein a total floppopotamus."

by stressedgradstudent June 11, 2011

Flopopotamus

One who flops their limbs in a cute way, usually in the early morning or late at night.

Boy: hunny stop being a flopopotamus so we can bang

by Megaustcronyd August 12, 2013