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Falala is an expression you can use when you have nothing to say or cant think of anything nice to tell anyone.
When your in an argument and cant defend yourself, or cant back up your argument yell
FALALA give a real mean stare down and walk away as easy as that.
Falala by AHS ADDICT November 29, 2012
Words you can keep
Basically anything. Essentially it can be used as any noun or a verb in the past tense. Though it isn't a good idea to use it as a gerund.
Noun usage: Yo, I was chatting with Doug the other day and he picked up that falala and wants us to come over and check it out before we take off.

Verb usage: Sarah was so pissed that Jerry put his nose in her mouth, she falala'd his ass all night.

Cincinnati Falala 

Performing a reverse tittie fuck on a girl with your balls slapping her on the face(cincinnati bow-tie), but also farting in her face
Michelle was dizzy after receiving a cincinnati falala from Dave.
Cincinnati Falala by misfit7 April 29, 2010

Floydian Fallacy 

\ ˈflȯi-dē-ən ˈfa-lə-sē \ (noun)

The erroneous belief that a single video of police brutality proves systemic racism.
Angry Anjem: "The George Floyd video PROVES Amerikkka is racist!"
Rational Raheem: "Everyone agrees it was appalling. But remember in 2019 the police shot 9 unarmed blacks as well as 19 unarmed whites."
Floydian Fallacy

West Falkland Islands 

A large dependency of the British crown, located on the southern American continent found at latitude 38.4161, longitude 3.6167° W. It is often mistakenly referred to as "Argentina" but anyone who does so is canonically wrong.

In a similar way, the name comes from the residents of a plucky island nation mocking a much larger hostile nation and their (ultimately flawed) expansionist desires. A good example of another country mocked in this way is West Taiwan (who keep threatening to conquer east/real Taiwan).

The official language of the West Falklands is German for reasons that we won't go in to.

They have won multiple world cups, but most of the ancestors of the current population haven't ever had much success on the world stage in "other events".
Guy 1: "I can't wait to go on Holiday to the West Falkland islands."
Guy 2: "Make sure you learn German before you go."
Guy 1: "why?"
Guy 2: "there's always German's on holiday"

Fallabama Waffle 

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?
Fallabama Waffle by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown 

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other
Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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