FELEM

Short for Fuck Everyone's Life Except Mine. It's the opposite of FML.

I don't understand how (popular song) is even in the top 100. Why do people nowadays have such awful taste in music? FELEM.

by whatingodsnameisgoingon December 1, 2018

feltmadrass

Translates directly (from norwegian) to field mattress. A field mattress is what is used when not back at base camp (when you're out camping in the woods etc.)... Feltmadrass is commonly used in the norwegian army as a replacement for army girls who have been sleeping around.

That girl there is a real "feltmadrass"...

by hadone November 16, 2006

Felma

A woman who is an adventurer, so enthusiastic about life, is always off to explore something new in her life and rarely settle at a particular place for a long time. She's outspoken, speaks before she thinks, bluntly honest, which usually gets her in trouble. She will brighten your life with her optimism, boost you with loyalty, trust you blindly and shower her affection on you. She will encourage you to see dreams and help you in making them come true!

Felma - imperfectly perfect woman

by defining names June 18, 2011

FileMaker Pro

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.

Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*

by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016

felmer

When you are fucking someone in the ass, cum in the ass, and drink the cum out with a straw.

Ian Cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.

by Ken002 April 24, 2007

Felmen

A descendent of a faggoty two-bit felt machine, imported from small Greek islands. Default composition of the human Felmen includes:
two flimsy arms,
two pudgy blown up legs,
a 2-inch tallywhacker,
cunty, black, mullet frodo hair,
and one donkey brain.

Hey Rigel, did you see that greasy felt machine walking down the street last night?! Wow, he must be from the Greek Islands! FELMEN LOVES DONKEY NUTS

by Donkeywaste November 2, 2011

magicfingers feldman

A guitar player that mesmerizes the audience into a trance, some may think that their beer was laced.

That magicfingers feldman had me trippin balls on that lead.

by GR8BENWA October 9, 2008