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A descendent of a faggoty two-bit felt machine, imported from small Greek islands. Default composition of the human Felmen includes:
two flimsy arms,
two pudgy blown up legs,
a 2-inch tallywhacker,
cunty, black, mullet frodo hair,
and one donkey brain.
Hey Rigel, did you see that greasy felt machine walking down the street last night?! Wow, he must be from the Greek Islands! FELMEN LOVES DONKEY NUTS
Felmen by Donkeywaste November 2, 2011
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Femmentation

Like when a woman says "it's fine"
The festering of frustrating feelings in a woman is known as femmentation.

Eg. The frustrating feeling a woman experiences when her man says something she believes is mad ridiculous and her emotions fester and ferment into something that may eventually become potentially disastrous.
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Felgendüse 

Was reimt sich auf Gemüse? Felgendüse.
Felgendüse by barid fang October 29, 2019

femenazi 

A person who justifies their hate for men by calling it "feminism". Is not a true activist for feminism, which is the equality of the sexes, but rather an advocate of Matriarchy (women in complete power). Frequently, this person believes that women are more intelligent and generally better because they have vaginas.
Jenny is a feminist. She believes in equality between sexes by advocating women's rights.

Susan is a femenazi. She hates men and everything that has to do with them because they have penises. She justifies this by calling herself a feminist. Susan is not a feminist. Susan is a bitch.
femenazi by kawwl December 2, 2013

Felsenselsenwembleystein 

The sun is looking extreamly Felsenselsenwembleystein today.

Can I have a vodka and Felsenselsenwembleystein please bartender??

I went to tesco and got a Terrys Chocolate Felsenselsenwembleystein
Felsenselsenwembleystein by ZUZU87 November 21, 2010
The condition of severe and sustained memory loss and the inability to create new memories after long term and sustained MDMA use.
He doesn’t even remember what I said yesterday anymore - it’s definitely a case of Falmentia
Falmentia by obiter1986 July 12, 2019
When you are fucking someone in the ass, cum in the ass, and drink the cum out with a straw.

Ian Cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.
felmer by Ken002 April 24, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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