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A descendent of a faggoty two-bit felt machine, imported from small Greek islands. Default composition of the human Felmen includes:
two flimsy arms,
two pudgy blown up legs,
a 2-inch tallywhacker,
cunty, black, mullet frodo hair,
and one donkey brain.
Hey Rigel, did you see that greasy felt machine walking down the street last night?! Wow, he must be from the Greek Islands! FELMEN LOVES DONKEY NUTS
Felmen by Donkeywaste November 2, 2011
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Femmentation

The festering of frustrating feelings in a woman is known as femmentation.

Eg. The frustrating feeling a woman experiences when her man says something she believes is mad ridiculous and her emotions fester and ferment into something that may eventually become potentially disastrous.
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Felgendüse 

Was reimt sich auf Gemüse? Felgendüse.
Felgendüse by barid fang October 29, 2019

femenazi 

A person who justifies their hate for men by calling it "feminism". Is not a true activist for feminism, which is the equality of the sexes, but rather an advocate of Matriarchy (women in complete power). Frequently, this person believes that women are more intelligent and generally better because they have vaginas.
Jenny is a feminist. She believes in equality between sexes by advocating women's rights.

Susan is a femenazi. She hates men and everything that has to do with them because they have penises. She justifies this by calling herself a feminist. Susan is not a feminist. Susan is a bitch.
femenazi by kawwl December 2, 2013

Felsenselsenwembleystein 

The sun is looking extreamly Felsenselsenwembleystein today.

Can I have a vodka and Felsenselsenwembleystein please bartender??

I went to tesco and got a Terrys Chocolate Felsenselsenwembleystein
Felsenselsenwembleystein by ZUZU87 November 21, 2010
The condition of severe and sustained memory loss and the inability to create new memories after long term and sustained MDMA use.
He doesn’t even remember what I said yesterday anymore - it’s definitely a case of Falmentia
Falmentia by obiter1986 July 12, 2019
When you are fucking someone in the ass, cum in the ass, and drink the cum out with a straw.
Ian Cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.
felmer by Ken002 April 24, 2007