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(n.) A messy accident on a floor or other surface consisting of bodily fluids as a result of pornography shoots or other socially unacceptable behavior.
Attention. Cleanup required for a feldman in aisle 12. Feldman in aisle 12.
by requiett November 11, 2009
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1. A man or a woman who shows a complete and utter disregard for the financial, physical, or emotional well-being of another fellow man.

2. A man or woman who shows an astounding lack of work and personal ethic.

3. A man or woman who shows an irrational fear of participating in any event pertaining to the advancement of the human race. (i.e. Incredibly Lazy)

4. A man or woman who is considered to be an extreme coward.

5. A man or woman who shows a severe allergy towards to truth in any fashion.

6. A man or woman who is well-practiced in the act of "ass-covering," particularly at the expense of others.

7. A man or woman who is so morally bankrupt, they are unfit to be a parent.
1. "Seriously? You don't give a damn whether or not I have a job? You're being a real Feldman right now."

2. You're cutting your shift 3 hours early today? Didn't you show up an hour late too? Geez, you're being a real Feldman today."

3. "Did you see that Feldman today? All he did was sit in the office with his feet up, no shoes, listening to jazz!"

4. "Did you see that coward in 'Band of Brothers'? He was a serious Feldman!"

5. "I've now tried to get a straight answer to my question like 7 times. Quit being a Feldman and just tell the truth!"

6. "Did you hear? My Boss was in today wondering why the reports weren't done for the presentation. That Feldman threw me under the bus to save his own ass!"

7. "I honestly feel that Hitler was too much of a Feldman to be fit for parenthood."
by PrisonerOfHell April 22, 2009
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Someone who makes tedious arguments and wins them through the attrition of his opponent.
Donald Trump is such a Feldman.
by steely_pete October 14, 2017
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V. To engage in an act of intercourse with a girl or guy with no intentions but to just treat them like a piece of meat.

Feldmaned, Feldmaning
Dude, where did alex and vicki go?
There probably feldmaning.
damn thats like the 8th girl today.
by vick7 September 28, 2010
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