FCPBO 

Forcible Compensated Property Buy Out. When someone kicks down your door, takes your property, then pays you well below fair market value of said property. Formerly refered to, inaccurately, as "buy back". "Buy back" was an inaccurate description because the new "buyer" was not ever in possession of the property.

"I heard the Sheriff just executed an FCPBO on Bill Turner. They forcibly purchased all of his widgets and only paid him a tenth of their value!"

FCPBO by rdwfletch February 28, 2020

Fapbook 

A dummy account on Facebook in which the owner only adds friends for the purpose of fapping (masturbating) to their photos.

This may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.

Doing this requires certain precautions:
1. Don't add any friends from your real Facebook page
2. Don't forget to log out after using it every time
3. Refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. If you decide to tell anyone about your Fapbook, don't tell them your fake name.

Tips and tricks:
1. Once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. Slutty girls often have slutty friends. Also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. Eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. To avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. For some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. Poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. In either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. If a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their albums on your wall. Unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.

An example of a fapbook would be a male creating a profile and adding only women to whom he would like to masturbate. He may add women who have their photos only viewable to friends, or he may add particularly attractive women just to have them on standby so he doesn't have to look them up again.

Fapbook by Hunch Tover August 25, 2011

fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

fapbooking by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011

fapbook 

the worldwide social networking sensation known as fapbook is a phenomenon based upon pointless status updates, faggotry, and lesbian orgies rolled into a shit sandwich with a sprinkle of std's and raging butthole wars. the ancients say it used to be something called facebook, reserved for a select group of real people, now it is frequented by prostitutes, drug dealers, gay fish and evil employers. For most, it is more addictive than cherry popsicles and as addictive as world of warcraft, you become part of the machine, a zombie slave, taken advantage of like a two dollar myspace slut. It is a prime example of the degradation of a once benevolent web domain, now a piss filled back alley, mined by shady corporations and sullied by pseudo-twits and really huge twats.

Hey Asshole! Stop looking at fapbook, so we can get some fucking chimichangas.

fapbook by 2hard2fap June 29, 2010

Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.

kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.

Fapbooking by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010

FCBOTTLE1 

A person who has ball knowledge, supposedly THE BEST ball knowledge (football/soccer). Fcbottle1 only takes "DUBS."

They are the best twitter account out there, better than anyone. But gets no bangs. SO fcbottle1 also means no bang man, or in other words, virgin.

1. "Messi is the GOAT." Yo you're an fcbottle1.

2. You are so fcbottle1, why doesn't anyone wanna bang you?
3. Fcbottle is the best twitter account.

FCBOTTLE1 by Fcbottle1 June 6, 2021

Fapbook 

A scrapbook full of porn clippings for the owner to fap to later on.

My buddy has a huge fapbook.

Fapbook by 903 King October 21, 2009