Factually Portugal's biggest football club and fighter against benfiquistão, located in Porto. The best Portuguese team in Europe, w/ 7 international cups, and the best youth team in Europe too. They won every cup, except the worthless League Cup.
Porto's a
money machine - they buy South American players for
1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.
Their president is, since the
dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.
Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like
Sara Sampaio, who has the
talent of being
gorgeous, or Rui
Pinto, the best
hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.
Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.
Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one),
Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they
don't talk about this one).
Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
