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FACEPILOT

One which controls the face of an object (wave, mountain, cliff), person (boyfriend, girlfriend, etc) or image (politician, T.V. star, pundits) for thrills or personal gain.
That Limbaugh is a freakin Facepilot!..... Dood, that skier is a total facepilot!.... My face hurts because my wife is a face pilot....
by earache777 May 4, 2009
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Faceplosion

When shit kicks off on Facebook. Usually due to insults or disagreements, or when soemone drops a Status Grenade.

To Cause a Faceplosion
The was an almighty Faceplosion when Eric commented on June's status
E: 'well you weren't complaining last night...'

J: You bastard, I hated every second of it
E: Flabby tits
J: Tiny Cock
and so on for 40 comments.
by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009
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Facepalmtastic

1. When the best, or only, appropriate response to a situation is a facepalm from a third party, because words just cannot describe the full extent of thoughtlessness or idiocy as is evident.

2. When you see firsthand, or hear about, somebody doing something so stupid that you cannot imagine said person NOT facepalming themselves, so you facepalm out of pure sympathy.
This textbook is facepalmtastic because the publisher let the author get away with saying this:

"Cultural Studies insists that culture must be studied..."

EXCERPT FROM:
Dines, Gail and Humez, Jean M. "Gender, Race and Class in Media" 2 ed. page 10.
by Jewfish65 October 18, 2008
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Faceblotto

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.
"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."
by Beeeej December 21, 2008
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facepillow

Prior to insertion, your girlfriend gives you "the look" aka the bonerkiller, resulting in an instant limp dick and complete humiliation. The guy then collapses in shame, burying his face in the pillow and crying immensely.
Bro 1: yo did you stick it in that girl last night?

Bro 2: nah man, she gave me the look and i just facepillowed.
by mesohorny12asdfghjkl March 22, 2012
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Facepillow

When your partners face is in a pillow as you anal them (:
by CABOSE!!!!!!!! August 3, 2010
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FuckPilot

In other words, me. I am a FuckPilot.
by Kucamonga Kid March 28, 2005
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