Faceplosion 

When shit kicks off on Facebook. Usually due to insults or disagreements, or when soemone drops a Status Grenade.

To Cause a Faceplosion

The was an almighty Faceplosion when Eric commented on June's status
E: 'well you weren't complaining last night...'

J: You bastard, I hated every second of it
E: Flabby tits
J: Tiny Cock
and so on for 40 comments.

Faceplosion by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009

Faceplosion 

A Faceplosion is where a particular facial feature somehow creates a small explosive device within itself that at any moment, will detonate and possibly injure any surrounding people. There is currently no possible way to cure the Faceplosion incident, and in some cases Faceplosion sufferers are used as weapons in military operations.

"Alright, Bravo team will flank to the right of the building, Fox Delta, you march right into the front with the Pfc, he's got the Faceplosions!"

"Sir, you serious? The whole buildin' will blow!"

Faceplosion by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

Fatsplosion 

An explosion of fat rolls rippling through mid air due to some type of heavy impact or sudden lack of support.

"Dude! When those sumo-wrestlers collided, it was a total fatsplosion!"

"I swear. If she eats one more morsel of food, her belt is going to snap and there will be a fatsplosion of massive proportions."

Fatsplosion by Caileth June 20, 2010

fapsplosion 

When one faps so much their human form ceases to exist in the wake of a concussive force of jizzjuice and meatsauce everywhere like jerking off a bottle of nitroglycerin

Person #1: "hey brah i was on Ninja Girl Rachels site and i had to pull myself away before I fapsploded all over the fuckin place like an IED"

Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"

fapsplosion by section9 November 30, 2010

fagsplosion 

When too many gay men enter a single room, and the sexual tension is so overwhelming that the only way to relieve it is for them to "explode" onto each other.

Person 1: "What happened to this room? Its covered in semen."
Person 2: "Well last night, Cher was visiting and all the guys that came to see her couldn't help themselves."
Person 1: "Oh, so there was a fagsplosion here last night?"

fagsplosion by Shawn A. January 23, 2008