facebiotch

An unjustifiably overly popular person with several online friends. This person usually gets lots of positive feedback for posts and pictures and seldom will respond back or acknowledge the attention they get. A facebiotch will usually only pay attention to new people until they no longer have a use for them.

McKayla is such a facebiotch that she couldn't even comment on the funny inside joke that I posted for her birthday.

by glassh0uses November 12, 2012

facebitch

A special friend acquired predominetly through Facebook

"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"

by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008

facebitching

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.

"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."

by tshu4 August 6, 2009

facebotch

a botched attempt at trying to stalk somebody via facebook, usually resulting from profile privacy settings. "Friending" somebody is one way to avoid this.

I saw this girls name on a piece of paper in class. I decided to look her up on facebook, but I was facebotched. Should I hit creeper status and friend her?

I told that chick to facebook me, but she's gonna facebotch. Trick...

by kidkumma March 5, 2009

facebitching

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

Facebitching

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.

Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.

by copier19 October 28, 2010

facebrother

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......

Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.

by indieallie September 6, 2009