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Facefilter 

The act of filtering your homepage on Facebook, due to "friends" who are too involved w/ posts, status updates, quizzes, silly games, bragging, etc...
I felt obligated to accept an old acquaintance's friend request, but I soon realized I would need to facefilter her activity because of all of her annoying updates and posts.
Facefilter by rolo1 July 13, 2009
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Dog face filter 

A horribly over used snapchat filter that is classified as a #basicbitch or #basicbro symptom.
Ryan's dog face filter is basic, cringe worthy, and great for weeding out followers.
Dog face filter by Mamaof22015 February 8, 2018

Facemelter 

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.
"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.
Facemelter by p0w33d August 15, 2010

facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

facelifter 

Someone who recycles someones great facebook status/video etc as thier own in an effort to mislead someone into believing that they are really cooler than they are.
Shelly is a facelifter and a retarded douchebaguette.
facelifter by wackynacky August 18, 2009

Facemelter 

A particularly ferocious piece of guitar shredding that causes feelings of elation and excitement.
Guy 1: That facemelter was amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, my face melted right off!

The reason Buckethead wears a mask
Facemelter by Pandos April 21, 2013

Facemelter 

A dosage of ketamine large enough to induce a k-hole almost instantly, usually administered by the doctor or one of his disciples.
Dr.Facemelter: "Do you want a facemelter?"
Victim: "Do I ever!"
Facemelter by Dr.Facemelter December 16, 2009