facepillow

Prior to insertion, your girlfriend gives you "the look" aka the bonerkiller, resulting in an instant limp dick and complete humiliation. The guy then collapses in shame, burying his face in the pillow and crying immensely.

Bro 1: yo did you stick it in that girl last night?

Bro 2: nah man, she gave me the look and i just facepillowed.

facepillow by mesohorny12asdfghjkl March 22, 2012

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Facepillow

When your partners face is in a pillow as you anal them (:

Watch Van Wilder Freshmen Year :D FACEPILLOW!

Facepillow by CABOSE!!!!!!!! August 3, 2010

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Facepillow • FACEPILOT • post-fakepillock

FACEPILOT

One which controls the face of an object (wave, mountain, cliff), person (boyfriend, girlfriend, etc) or image (politician, T.V. star, pundits) for thrills or personal gain.

That Limbaugh is a freakin Facepilot!..... Dood, that skier is a total facepilot!.... My face hurts because my wife is a face pilot....

FACEPILOT by earache777 May 4, 2009

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post-fakepillock

When someone posts a definition that seems true by putting truth in their word only to use it as a way to spread lies by not providing any evidence.

Someone who calls anyone an alt-right that do not want to be sold out to globalism.

A hypocrite that demonizes people that support their country by calling them alt-right but then using the term as a way to demonize them.

A normie that uses fake hashtags to increase popularity.

A shill that does not know what alt-right actually means.

"Post-fakepillock: The latest attempt by the alt-right to demonise anybody"

post-fakepillock by sjdjsishi May 6, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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