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Prior to insertion, your girlfriend gives you "the look" aka the bonerkiller, resulting in an instant limp dick and complete humiliation. The guy then collapses in shame, burying his face in the pillow and crying immensely.

Bro 1: yo did you stick it in that girl last night?

Bro 2: nah man, she gave me the look and i just facepillowed.

facepillow by mesohorny12asdfghjkl March 22, 2012

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Facepillow

When your partners face is in a pillow as you anal them (:

Watch Van Wilder Freshmen Year :D FACEPILLOW!

Facepillow by CABOSE!!!!!!!! August 3, 2010

Related Words

Facepillow • FACEPILOT • post-fakepillock • fart pillow • Fuck Pillows • face to pillow

FACEPILOT

One which controls the face of an object (wave, mountain, cliff), person (boyfriend, girlfriend, etc) or image (politician, T.V. star, pundits) for thrills or personal gain.

That Limbaugh is a freakin Facepilot!..... Dood, that skier is a total facepilot!.... My face hurts because my wife is a face pilot....

FACEPILOT by earache777 May 4, 2009

post-fakepillock

When someone posts a definition that seems true by putting truth in their word only to use it as a way to spread lies by not providing any evidence.

Someone who calls anyone an alt-right that do not want to be sold out to globalism.

A hypocrite that demonizes people that support their country by calling them alt-right but then using the term as a way to demonize them.

A normie that uses fake hashtags to increase popularity.

A shill that does not know what alt-right actually means.

"Post-fakepillock: The latest attempt by the alt-right to demonise anybody"

post-fakepillock by sjdjsishi May 6, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026