Facecloth 

Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it.

Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth.

Facecloth by Dirty Sanchez December 10, 2003

Fairclothing 

Verb : To Faircloth
The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.

Friend 1: "Your girlfriend is nasty!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"

Fairclothing by Anonymous222998 November 20, 2011

Faceblotto 

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

Faceblotto by Beeeej December 21, 2008

Faircloth 

simple... God among men but does not know how to put on a condom.

woman - oh my! you are so faircloth!

man - i know, i know

Faircloth by Faircloth December 16, 2008

facecot

The act of boycotting facebook.

Jim still refuses to put up a facebook profile... the facecot continues.

facecot by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

facecotter 

Someone who is facebook boycotting.

e-junkie1 - All of my friends are on facebook, except for John.
e-junkie2 - Yeah, he's such a facecotter.

facecotter by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

facebrother 

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......

Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.

facebrother by indieallie September 6, 2009