Facecloth

Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it.

Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth.

by Dirty Sanchez December 10, 2003

Fairclothing

Verb : To Faircloth
The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.

Friend 1: "Your girlfriend is nasty!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"

by Anonymous222998 November 20, 2011

Faceblotto

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

by Beeeej December 21, 2008

Faircloth

simple... God among men but does not know how to put on a condom.

woman - oh my! you are so faircloth!

man - i know, i know

by Faircloth December 16, 2008

facecot

The act of boycotting facebook.

Jim still refuses to put up a facebook profile... the facecot continues.

by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

facecotter

Someone who is facebook boycotting.

e-junkie1 - All of my friends are on facebook, except for John.
e-junkie2 - Yeah, he's such a facecotter.

by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

facebrother

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......

Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.

by indieallie September 6, 2009