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Equipment 

It is the entire male package. We're talking the nuts and bolt, the twig and berries, the cock and balls.
Brandon: "Hey have you heard all the talk about Dan's incredible member?"

Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"
Equipment by Lee T September 26, 2005

Flight Equipment 

The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.
You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.
Flight Equipment by Cpl Tony January 27, 2010

antique farm equipment 

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".
Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."

outdated farm equipment 

Slang term for black people.
Markett: Dayyyum (damn) this rap music be hardcore.

John: Quiet, you piece of outdated farm equipment.

Markett: What the @#!~ you just say?

obsolete farm equipment 

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

modern farm equipment 

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.
Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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