maks's definitions

e-penis

a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length

InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...

by maks August 6, 2006

god

a term used primarily by Black Americans to refer to an older male inhabitant of a ghetto neighbourhood who is held in high esteem by younger males within the neighbourhood. He is almost always an individual who has attained a degree of self-sufficiency and who maintains little involvement in illegal activities. The term itself is short for 'a god who walks among men' and is often used by members of the Nation of Islam

you got a problem, see Marcus. he's a God around here...

by maks August 25, 2006

Got bodies on

To have bodies on: A quality of a firearm which has been used to kill people. This weapon will, naturally, be a dangerous one to carry around in our era of advanced ballistics as possession of it can tie the owner to the murders committed.

If a gun has been used to commit two murders, it can be said to have two bodies on it.

"So what if they got bodies on 'em, they look brand new"
-50 Cent

by maks January 27, 2008

50 shekel

a jewish rapper from New York City, whose songs inckude "In Da Shul" and "Chanukah Jam".

man, the 50 Shekel- Jew Rule feud has gotten outta control...

by maks July 21, 2004

worst band ever

the california raisins.

worst band ever...need I say more?

by maks July 21, 2004

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

419

SECTION OF NIGERIAN LAW WHICH COVERS FRAUD. OFTEN CALLED A NIGERIAN 419 SCAM BECAUSE THE EMAIL SCAM PROMISING A PERCENTAGE OF THE CASH IF YOU HELP MOVE MONEY OUTTA THE COUNTRY ORIGINATED IN NIGERIA. MANY SCAMMERS ARE POOR AND SO MUST USE KEYBOARDS WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY PERMANENTLY JAMMED DOWN.

also the name of the fictitious hip-hop group created by the Ebola Monkey Man in his often hilaroius discourses with scammers. www.ebolamonkeyman.com

I AM GENERAL IMAN AL-KOHOLIK OF THE ARMY OF THE LATE SANI ABACHA FORMER PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA AND I WISH TO ASK FOR...

ted looked away from his computer for a second. "fuckin' 419".

by maks July 23, 2004