maks's definitions

phil macavity

the scottish version of "phil mccracken". Pronounced "Fill Ma' Cavity" Essentially a humorous alias to use on school sign-in forms or to identify ones'self as to unsuspecting law enforcement personnel, as the humour in such a joke is two-fold: from the indivuidual pronouncing the name, and from his/her puzzlment and sudden realization as to what they have justr said.

Used to great comic effect in an episode of the British comedy "The Thin Blue Line" starring Rowan Atkinson, where the police force of a small town struggles with the stinging wit of a London baddie.

Officer Fowler Rowan Atkinson(explaining to others): "now watch how it's done. What's your name, son?"

London Boy: (acting very awkward) Ivor, sir

Fowler: Very well, what's your last name, son?

London Boy: Biggun, officer.

Fowler (turns to Constable Goody James Dreyfus) :Goody, take note- Ivor Biggun

(which comes out in a british accented-voice as "I'va big'un." much laughter, Fowler rushes angrily out of room, is seen muttering outside to himself)

Goody: (exiting room, rather happy) Great news sir, he just named his two Scottish accomplices, Ben Doone and Phil Macavity!

by maks October 22, 2004

Got bodies on

To have bodies on: A quality of a firearm which has been used to kill people. This weapon will, naturally, be a dangerous one to carry around in our era of advanced ballistics as possession of it can tie the owner to the murders committed.

If a gun has been used to commit two murders, it can be said to have two bodies on it.

"So what if they got bodies on 'em, they look brand new"
-50 Cent

by maks January 27, 2008

humanzee

a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush

the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?

by maks March 9, 2004

bizarre

fat rapper in the group d-12 and source of some of the most ridiculous, disgusting, and most piss-yourself-laughing raps of all time.

long live bizarre! If one is not free to rap about shooting preachers, getting dogs pregnant and jacking off with barbed wire, then the terrorists have already won...

by maks May 21, 2004

oriental beef

a dispute which involves chinese or south-east asian people. Also the act of starting such dispute with said folks. Comes from the name of a popular flavor of ramen noodles

Dude, he pissed off the black dragon triads? serious oriental beef, man...

by maks May 10, 2004

girlie men

men who do not fit the accustomed stereotypical portrait of how a man should act. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) of California referred to the state Democrats by this moniker as a result of their stalling and refusal to pass his planned budget.

Arnold thought long and hard. He was furious with the state Democrats. How dare they not pass my budget, thought he. He looked over the varied scripts of his films to see if there was a suitable quote in Terminator 3, or Jingle All The Way, or Last Action Hero. But there wasn't. But then he had it.

"I shall call them...", he said, "girlie men!"

by maks August 11, 2004

god

a term used primarily by Black Americans to refer to an older male inhabitant of a ghetto neighbourhood who is held in high esteem by younger males within the neighbourhood. He is almost always an individual who has attained a degree of self-sufficiency and who maintains little involvement in illegal activities. The term itself is short for 'a god who walks among men' and is often used by members of the Nation of Islam

you got a problem, see Marcus. he's a God around here...

by maks August 25, 2006