Brandon: "Hey have you heard all the talk about Dan's incredible member?"

Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

LAST NIGHT WE HAD AN EQUIPMENT MEETING AND THE STAFF IS SO CHEAP, WE HAD TO INSEST PEACOCKS.