Definitions by kartie606

oxymoron 

A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".

- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "

oxymoron by kartie606 March 8, 2008

obsolete farm equipment 

A black person, or, multiple black people.

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

obsolete farm equipment by kartie606 March 8, 2008