He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.
by The Return of Light Joker December 04, 2009
It is the entire male package. We're talking the nuts and bolt, the twig and berries, the cock and balls.
Brandon: "Hey have you heard all the talk about Dan's incredible member?"
Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"
Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"
by Lee T September 26, 2005
1. Often used in conjunction with an adjective to describe the magnitude of ones penis; if no adjective is provided, it is generally accepted that "equipped" refers to a large penis.
2. Carrying a firearm.
2. Carrying a firearm.
1. After sifting through his huge collection of pornography, Mason suddenly felt inadequately equipped in comparison to the ginormous penii that filled his screen.
2. During the lobby scene in the Matrix, Neo was properly eqipped for the situation at hand.
2. During the lobby scene in the Matrix, Neo was properly eqipped for the situation at hand.
by Lee T September 26, 2005
by TOm November 17, 2003
To don an acessory or article of clothing. A very common term in RPG's (Role PLaying Games) and therefore most popular with gamers.
Friend: "You've played enough Final Fantasy, lets go outside"
Gamer: "Ok, just let me equip my shoes first."
Gamer: "Ok, just let me equip my shoes first."
by Adam Cerami October 09, 2005
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