A bipedal five-foot tall herbivore that can often be spotted in its natural habitat, the library. If an Emahlee is sited, proceed with caution for it is dangerous to approach Emahlees before they have had their daily intake of caffeine.
A filesharing program (ie P2P) that allows users to download various media files. You have to conncet to a server like Razorback to get on a network. It's based of eDonkey2000, but also includes more options, a source exchange, and the KAD (short for Kademelia) network. eMule has several MODs like NeoMule, eMule Plus, and a leecher MOD, Hardmule. eMule's users are known to provide real files most of the time, and it's hashing (copy protection) algorithm is different from Kazaa's where it can't be broken. Speeds are much slower than any other p2p, there are many more users, and it's community seems to have more in mind than porn and mp3s like large rival Kazaa.
*Bare in mind the only word that can ever come close to the elusive meaning of Emahlea is Emahlea. So the things mentioned earlier aren't exact, just merely a near accurate estimation.
...One thing's for sure though, she's basically one of the best people to say "good night" to.
"Emahlea Wilcher is very Emahlea."
innocent male bystander 1: "That Emahlea made me pass out, because she caused a heavy rush of blood towards my reproductive organ."
innocent male bystander 2: "Call 911! I know for a fact, that there has to be some kind of law about Emahlea being so hot."