Emoat

A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths.

Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! Hahahahaha! Fag!

Emo: *cries* *slits wrists* :*(

by Bryan April 28, 2005

Ematt

The type of guy who is not actually gay, but acts zesty as hell.

Bro why are your toes curled? You're acting like a total Ematt right now

by Josa$$ November 2, 2022

schrödinger's emoticon

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

by eruat October 4, 2014

Emobathe

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "

I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

emotenuse

Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.

The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.

by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007

emotetry

trite and overly emotional poetry usually describing heartbreak.

I can't stomach anyone else's emotetry, much less my own.

by screaminian January 22, 2011

fight me emoticon

(ง'̀-'́)ง An emoticon/emoji of a person in a fist fighting stance. This emoticon is usually silly, and requires little concern.

(ง'̀-'́)ง (fight me emoticon) Fight me, Susan. Kidding. You know I love you, Susan. <3}

by missroxyspamcake January 16, 2016