emoetry 

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

emoetry by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008

emoetry 

Emo+Poetry=Emoetry. A term for self-centered emo poetry that isn't really worth reading.

My lastest work of emoetry:

Lyk no1 understandz meh
and I s1t in da bl0ody roses
crying blo0dy em0 tearz
cutcutcutcut
bluddy roses
cutcutcutcut
im s0 em0
em0t3ar

emoetry by Fudge Cake Bob September 6, 2006

emoetry 

Those shitty poems emo pricks write about how much their life sucks, even though it really doesnt.

the knife cuts,
the world darkens,
and i cry alone,
cuz my 2 week girlfriend
left me.

emoetry by Luin February 4, 2005

Emoetry 

Combination of the words emo and poetry and used in online slang talk where saying "emo poetry" is too much of a mouthful.

"Dude, you write depressing emoetry!"

"That's some fucking dark emoetry you made!"

Emoetry by Enraltay November 10, 2009

emotetry 

trite and overly emotional poetry usually describing heartbreak.

I can't stomach anyone else's emotetry, much less my own.

emotetry by screaminian January 22, 2011

Emotry 

An Emo act. Mostly used before/after a long rant about heartbreaks and other Emo-related topics.

"Insert rant about heartbreaks and whatnot.

...That was my Emotry for the day, tune back tomorrow."

Emotry by HaloInk September 20, 2005

emoerty 

amazing pomes
writen by jeff hardy like this one writen abput his wrestling life and girlfreind life mixed and how he wonders if she isses him as hes flying from town to town doing wwe shows

Empty Tank
Here I am again...tired from not sleeping...Sad from not loving.
I feel miserable again...here on this plane...Here on this earth.
I've done it again...I stayed out all night.
I feel it again...I dred this flight.
Why?
Because I'm sick...Sick of being owned...
I write because I'm sick...Sick of being known.
If I was normal...Would she like me the same?
If I was just a stock boy...Would she still enjoy my name?
I'd like to think she does and would...I believe in her and believe in me she should.
I'm gonna lean my head against this window...Close my eyes and go to sleep.
I'll wake up in the next town...With thoughts beyond deep.
The days will go by as I will just act.
As the days go by I can only look back...At the good times...the fun.
At the bad times...the fun.
I wonder if she misses me as much as I miss her...I wonder if she waits to see me...I wonder if she waits?
I'd like to think she did and would...I believe in her and believe in me she should.
My heart is so curious...My mind is so blank...Without you I'm lost...
I am an empty tank.
-emoerty by jeff hardy

emoerty by wwe fan 007 February 11, 2009