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no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
by Bryan April 16, 2005
mugGet the no statsmug.

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation
i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.
by bryan October 27, 2003
mugGet the shooting the shitmug.

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft
Error 403 what the hell does that mean
by Bryan February 13, 2005
mugGet the Windows Media Playermug.

cockhat

Robert Evans is a cockhat.
by bryan December 15, 2003
mugGet the cockhatmug.

Dank

Some thing that is extremely good.
Damn that weed is dannk
by Bryan October 18, 2003
mugGet the Dankmug.

Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.
Oh that was fun, let's do it again.
by bryan April 30, 2004
mugGet the Pressing butt holesmug.

bloviate

what Bill O'Reilly tells his viewers not to do in their emails. see pithy

what O'Reilly says is his job.
No bloviating. thats my job ----O'Reilly
by bryan October 3, 2004
mugGet the bloviatemug.

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