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Empathy Boner 

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.
I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.
Empathy Boner by Sirencio April 16, 2012
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Emobathe 

Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "
I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?
Emobathe by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Empathetic Prostate 

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.
My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.
Empathetic Prostate by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

Empathicide 

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.
My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.
Empathicide by Swangirl December 29, 2010

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

Radical Empathy 

When you sleep with incels and fedora tippers to ‘understand their perspectives’.
Kate just went to the MGTOW club to have sex with everyone there, what a display of Radical Empathy!