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elmosexual

A sexuality made by idiots who would like to be elmo. Also known as a red homeless man / puppet

Elmosexuality is quite a rare and odd occurence mostly stupid assholes sexualizing a childrens show.
Look at the elmosexuals over there
elmosexual by Namish. April 13, 2022

Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating
Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual
Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Endosexual

A person who is only attracted to members of the same family, clan, group, or community. The sexual counterpart to Endogamy and Endoromantic.
Unfortunately, this does mean incest...
The Greek Gods and many parts of early Greek culture were endosexual and endogamous.
Endosexual by Vandium December 15, 2021

Ecosexual 

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.
Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!
Ecosexual by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

exosexual 

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.
Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.
exosexual by FrStrat December 20, 2022

Elsexual 

When one is into men then suddenly sees an individual and completely questions her sexuality. She thinks she's gay but only wants this certain individual.
As soon as she saw me, she became Elsexual.
Elsexual by The GOAT 2016 January 6, 2017
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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