tele-elmoipsum

Its when Elmo gets really drunk and goes on tv. Usually cursing and screaming, then passing out on the children. After that, he has a massive hangover and poop's on the puppeteers hand. He also, when drunk, repeatedly call's Cookie Monster fat and diabetic, which then breaks out a fight.
" Oh god, Elmo is tele-elmoipsum"
by MaxTheMememaster330 October 02, 2018
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Elmosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Elmo. Usually about 3-6 year olds.
"Tickle me Elmo Makes Me Elmosexual"
by MaxTheMememaster330 October 02, 2018
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