elisexual

elisexual is where you are in love with someone named eli

OMG GUYS IM IN LOVE WITH ELI IM ELISEXUAL

by vzqets December 24, 2020

Elisexual

Being in love with someone who doesn't like you back

I am in love with eli commiso but he rejects me
That means your elisexual

by Hakdogthiccsquad January 7, 2021

Elisexual

an attraction to the character Eli Clark from the mobile game “Identity V”

“Jenna has a crush on Eli Clark, she’s elisexual.”

by shhuichii January 29, 2021

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

by chess12345 June 21, 2019

helisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

Ecosexual

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.

Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!

by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

exosexual

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.

Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.

by FrStrat December 20, 2022