Eurosexual

Eurosexuality is a modern and culturally specific form of lifestyle. Found to be exemplified in up-beat modern Europeans (usually men), whose dress code is highly distinguishable, consisting of nothing but high quality brand label clothing including Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren. It involves the will to actively partake in bodily care that may be considered feminine or "girly", whilst possessing the ability to grow bodily hair to a vast degree and displaying one's manhood via macho gestures, tough guy speech and sexually beckoning displays towards the opposite sex and overall, maintaining an abundantly straight sexual preference that is considered eager rather than chauvinistic. Not to be confused with metrosexual, where the subject exhibits bisexual tendencies. Mostly found in male teenagers from European descent that posses a knowledge of current trends in today’s society, yet no matter the immediate environment, atmosphere or climate, choose to proudly display their ethnicity via trendy, up beat, neutral coloured clothing including blacks, greys browns and dark blues. Chains or ear piercing are also a distinguishing feature, yet the most blatant is the excellent coordination between items of clothing.

One who has rugged yet trendy facial hair, dark denim jeans, tight upper body T-shirt, silver neck chains and tidy, yet practical shoes and who also exhibits a strong attraction to the opposite sex and who lives as one of European descent, may be considered Eurosexual.

by Wogking January 7, 2006

Eurosexual

Being attracted to or to prefer the company of a European person.

Hey, are you eurosexual, like me?

by onethinwallaway June 4, 2004

Eurosexual

The original, pre-Euro Metrosexual, but with better taste in clothing, sports cars, women, and restaurants! (no yacht, I use my friend's in Monte Carlo)

After the rise of their new currency, Eurosexuals no longer have to "borrow an American's creditcard!" Now, Americans pay me back!

by Co'connelle September 2, 2005

Eurosexual

A mental condition marked by a lack of will to pro-creation. Homosexual or sterile. Self-absorbed, given to excessive narcissism.

Due to crippling socialism and eurosexuality, the Muslims demographically conquered Europe.

by DT December 21, 2004

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Endosexual

A person who is only attracted to members of the same family, clan, group, or community. The sexual counterpart to Endogamy and Endoromantic.
Unfortunately, this does mean incest...

The Greek Gods and many parts of early Greek culture were endosexual and endogamous.

by Vandium December 15, 2021

Errolsexual

A grown man who is aroused by the sight or mention of Errol Spence Jr

Errolsexuals get oiled up and watch videos of Errol Spence

by Mosquito Spray January 9, 2022