Ecosexual 

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.

Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!

Ecosexual by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

Ecosexual 

Ecosexuality is an sexy splinter of the environmental movement, Former Porn star Annie Sprinkle and her Lesbian Academic lover Beth Stephens are trying to change the out dated concept of "Mother Earth", to "Lover Earth." Because humans don't treat their mother's very well. This revoluation has a handful of different fronts.

1. Someone in a dating or relationship situation that is seeking environmentally and socially conscious partner(s). i.e. Someone who buys organic and drives a hybrid.

2. Using environmentally conscious sex toys such as: natural rubbers, organic lube, bamboo sheets and non toxic sex toys!

3. "Being in love with the Earth and giving and receiving pleasure with the nature. Exploring the eroticism, romance, sensuality/sexuality of nature." --Annie Sprinkle & Beth Stephens

1. Ecosexuality takes tree hugging to a whole new level.

2. Listen to the mating call of the crickets, it's evidence that all the sounds in nature are just animals trying to get laid.

4. After dancing naked in the woods we went to the creek and pleasured ourselves in the river rapids.

5. Ecosexuality is not a new movement, if you have alwaysed loved nature, you are ecosexual.

Ecosexual by Blisscoach December 1, 2013

ecosexual 

People who cum in naturally created things instead of female holes

Guy 1: clarence is an ecosexual
Guy 2: whats that
Fucking Clarence: me i put my pp in rocks because they are harder than me when i see a girl hahaha

ecosexual by clayxbh December 4, 2019

ecosexual 

A term describing a person, in a dating sense, who is social and environmentally conscious. Similar to metrosexual, but for someone who wears and buys organic items and drives a hybrid car.

I would love to date an ecosexual person so we can go to the farmers market together.

ecosexual by Mike Coco January 9, 2007

Ecosexual 

Ecosexual is when one is specifically attracted to any outdoor living organism,including things like plants, bugs, and soil

Being ecosexual can mean being sexually attracted to living outdoor organisms, or it can mean being physically connected to living outdoor organisms

Ecosexual by CocoDakota February 9, 2019

Ecosexual 

Ecosexuality is a sexual attraction to people and practices that treat Earth with love rather than see it as a resource to exploit.

I'm ecosexual. I treat Earth with love, not with greed; and I'm attracted to people who do the same.

Ecosexual by Lapjaz May 24, 2025

Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019