Edgem

The most beautiful, amazing girl in the world. She makes you happy when you're sad and is always up for a hug. Everybody loves her and for good reason.

Wow, I LOVE edgem

by lancharaptor May 19, 2013

set the edge

An excuse used for a badly missed tackle in Madden. It suggests that the user deliberately "set the edge" so that the computer assistance could aid in bringing the runner down. It also implies that the user has deep understanding of gap philosophies. The phrase is often used as a defense mechanism to cover up for a lack of general skill, particularly in tackling. User generally thinks they are the best Madden player ever.

*Brandon runs with Lamar Jackson to the left and jukes Krishn on the way to a 59 yard gain.*

Krishn: Thank God I set the edge. That run would have been a touchdown for sure!
Brandon: *Rolls eyes*

by zeropersonality November 7, 2019

Ow the edge

A phrase used to refer something too edgy

J: I wrote my homework with the blood of my enemies instead of ink :)
K: Ow the edge

by Ace the simp April 11, 2023

Edge of The Precious

What one says when they creepily want to peek down your pants to see the top of your vagina.

Then Taran told me to “Show him the Edge of The Precious”.

by Edge of The Precious January 22, 2020

Edgenuity

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.

"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.

by just a tortured student February 6, 2019

Edgenuity

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.

"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."

by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020

edgenuity

The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.

"Do these Edgenuity lessons for homework."

"FUCKING GOD DAMN IT."

by PLAYERLXIV May 8, 2018