edgemacation

Learning things at a school or when someone teaches you something

i go to school to get an edgemacation

edgemacation by ELFERRETO August 8, 2006

edumacation 

Used to refer to an education that someone received at a crappy school, or a lack of education all together.

I received my edumacation at Willits High School.

edumacation by zanny May 26, 2004

Edgamication 

Is the same as Education, except this word is used to mimic the word. It is commonly used by people who are getting and education. The use of this word is also used as an encouragement for the student; because sometimes the plain word Education is too plain and basic. Other way to use the word: edgamicated

Save money to pay your Edgamication!

I go to school to get edgamicated!

Edgamication by Mayra91977 September 3, 2009

edjumacation 

Education within the hegemonic paradigm, but in the context of an appropriately limited valuation thereof.

I'm off to Brown to gets my edjumacation, and when I come back, I'll be the smartest asshole at Burger King.

edjumacation by professor longhair April 5, 2005

Edumacation 

Ed-yoo-ma-ca-shion To learn new things in stinky school place

"I'm getting an edumacation"

Edumacation by AM BIG SMORT June 15, 2020

edgeucation

An innovative type of instruction that yields so much insight, it is on the cutting edge of something new and wonderful.

Jake didn't just get an education at that school, he got an Edgeucation.

edgeucation by theauthormarkwilkins September 2, 2017

edumacation 

higher education, but intentionally misspelled and pronounced in a wry, ironic manner so as to imply the practical irrelevance of, misprioritization towards, and / or conformity in, obtaining the degree(s) in question.

You use this word when:
1. The degree choice itself is impractical (gender studies, liberal arts, etc).
2. The decision to get a degree at all is impractical and questionable for the person in question (overkill or not needed for the chosen field, unaffordable student loans, bad life timing, etc).
3. You want to subtly hint that the person in question is not intelligent enough for the real world anyway and so higher education would not improve their chances in life, which ties back to #2.
4. You want to not-so-sutbly mock the conformist nature of obtaining a degree for the sake of obtaining a degree, since degrees are now commonplace and everyone and their dog now has one, so they are no longer valuable or exceptional to have aside from ticking a resume box for the 'system'.

So, you're telling me that instead of having a family in your twenties and avoiding the rat-race until you can truly focus on it long-term (when your kids are grown in your forties), you'll get your edumacation so as to pursue your career for corporations that only view you by the profit margins you can make them, and wait until the wall hits in your thirties to realise that climbing the corporate ladder alone is not a particularly fulfilling life path. Got it.

edumacation by Ashraile August 2, 2022