Ebonia 

fictional location in africa that is known for misadventures and ironic humor, Nick Fennema, teamed up with Master Chief, Stephen Colbert, Nigga Jamal, Vince Zephyr, Chuck Norris, Vince Zephyr's retarded younger brother (with a tail), and sometimes a guest star save many different ethnic, racial, religious, and other holidays for specific groups' holidays labeled "Christmases";
ebonia's main export is dolphins, and their current monarch is Mace Windu; instead of hours and minutes, they measure time with food increments.

last week Nick teamed up with Vince Zephyr and Sonic the Hedgehog to save "Smurf Christmas" from the evil overlord and scientologist leader Lord Xenu who was abducting elderly people in handicap accessible RVs and minivans (that can fly) to use them as batteries to revive ancient sea-dwelling dinosaurs to rule over all of ebonia

Ebonia by theonepaladin April 6, 2010

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

Edonian

Edon or an Edonian is an ancient race on the brink of extinction. This is due to their retard nature. The average intelligence of an Edonian is that of an Ogre with one head from Warcraft.

Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.

The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!

It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.

You: What is your name?

Person: My name is Edonian......

You: oohhh crap GOTTA RUN!!!!!

Edonian by Scorpionshit March 17, 2011

ebonic plague 

The growing acceptability of having absolutely no education at all

There seems to be an outbreak of the ebonic plague in here. I can't understand a damn word these idiots are babbling

ebonic plague by sideshow July 15, 2003

Ebonically Impaired

Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.

Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.

Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.

Ebonically Impaired by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

evonia 

A beautiful smart woman who everyone is lucky to have. Talented, Sociable, And

Loving.

Wow, I would be lucky to have an EVONIA in my life

evonia by Adele_Hello March 17, 2017

Hick Ebonics 

People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.

Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."

Hick Ebonics by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011