Elonian 

Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.

Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"

Elonian by therealchronicles June 10, 2020

Elonian 

A follower of our true leader Elon Musk.

I am an Elonian from starbase city!

Elonian by Just in the clouds May 21, 2021

Elonian 

An Elonian is someone who believes/practices Elonialism regularly.

Elon: We are the only known life in the universe. Because of this, we must preserve it at all cost.
Bill Wurtz: You could make a religion out of this.
Jake: We will be known as Elonian and I an Elonial. We will practice Elonialsm.

Elonian by ElonialLoading May 4, 2022

Elonian 

Behaviour that is astoundingly cringe, lame and pathetic.

"Did you hear about that loser who pretended to the world he was great at video games, then totally embarassed himself on a live stream and rage quit - then got his ex girlfriend to post on social media about how she'd personally witnessed him be awesome at video games to try and regain a shred of street cred? So we all know he blatantly bribed her to write that?"

"OMG yeah I did, that's sooooo Elonian, can you even imagine being THAT cringe"

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"Did you hear about the billionaire who forced his scientists to launch a rocket on 4/20 even though they warned him it wasn't ready, so it blew up all over a nature reserve, and all because he wanted to make a lame weed joke?"

"Yeah, that was some PEAK Elonian behaviour. I'm just embarrassed for him to be honest. How can you be that rich yet also be that much of a loser?"

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"Did you hear about Daisy's new boyfriend Chad? Daisy dumped him after she discovered that he'd lied about being at law school and basically having ANY friends - turns out he's unemployed, lives in his parents basement and gets an allowance at age 40, and all his "friends" on social media are fake profiles he created to make himself look popular"

"WOW, the dude's SO Elonian! Hope the door didn't hit him on the way out"

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"Did you see the footage of that Trump rally the other day? Place was half empty!"

"Yeah I saw, so embarrassing, did you see any of the vox pop clips? Everyone who was there was totally Elonian, haha"

Elonian by WokeMindVirus April 9, 2025

Edonian

Edon or an Edonian is an ancient race on the brink of extinction. This is due to their retard nature. The average intelligence of an Edonian is that of an Ogre with one head from Warcraft.

Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.

The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!

It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.

You: What is your name?

Person: My name is Edonian......

You: oohhh crap GOTTA RUN!!!!!

Edonian by Scorpionshit March 17, 2011

exonian 

one who attends phillips exeter academy

the exonians kicked the phillipians asses during the e/a games!

exonian by lil d April 5, 2005

etonian 

A word used to describe someone who attends Eton College in the UK. Often used when decribing how posh they are and usually used in disgust. Usually wear tweed or jackets, and think very highly of themselves!

Lets go to Big Easy.
Naa man there are too many etonians there!

etonian by vladi August 7, 2005