Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.
Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
by therealchronicles June 11, 2020
by Just in the clouds May 21, 2021
"Did you hear about that loser who pretended to the world he was great at video games, then totally embarassed himself on a live stream and rage quit - then got his ex girlfriend to post on social media about how she'd personally witnessed him be awesome at video games to try and regain a shred of street cred? So we all know he blatantly bribed her to write that?"
"OMG yeah I did, that's sooooo Elonian, can you even imagine being THAT cringe"
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"Did you hear about the billionaire who forced his scientists to launch a rocket on 4/20 even though they warned him it wasn't ready, so it blew up all over a nature reserve, and all because he wanted to make a lame weed joke?"
"Yeah, that was some PEAK Elonian behaviour. I'm just embarrassed for him to be honest. How can you be that rich yet also be that much of a loser?"
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"Did you hear about Daisy's new boyfriend Chad? Daisy dumped him after she discovered that he'd lied about being at law school and basically having ANY friends - turns out he's unemployed, lives in his parents basement and gets an allowance at age 40, and all his "friends" on social media are fake profiles he created to make himself look popular"
"WOW, the dude's SO Elonian! Hope the door didn't hit him on the way out"
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"Did you see the footage of that Trump rally the other day? Place was half empty!"
"Yeah I saw, so embarrassing, did you see any of the vox pop clips? Everyone who was there was totally Elonian, haha"
"OMG yeah I did, that's sooooo Elonian, can you even imagine being THAT cringe"
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"Did you hear about the billionaire who forced his scientists to launch a rocket on 4/20 even though they warned him it wasn't ready, so it blew up all over a nature reserve, and all because he wanted to make a lame weed joke?"
"Yeah, that was some PEAK Elonian behaviour. I'm just embarrassed for him to be honest. How can you be that rich yet also be that much of a loser?"
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"Did you hear about Daisy's new boyfriend Chad? Daisy dumped him after she discovered that he'd lied about being at law school and basically having ANY friends - turns out he's unemployed, lives in his parents basement and gets an allowance at age 40, and all his "friends" on social media are fake profiles he created to make himself look popular"
"WOW, the dude's SO Elonian! Hope the door didn't hit him on the way out"
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"Did you see the footage of that Trump rally the other day? Place was half empty!"
"Yeah I saw, so embarrassing, did you see any of the vox pop clips? Everyone who was there was totally Elonian, haha"
by WokeMindVirus April 10, 2025
Elon: We are the only known life in the universe. Because of this, we must preserve it at all cost.
Bill Wurtz: You could make a religion out of this.
Jake: We will be known as Elonian and I an Elonial. We will practice Elonialsm.
Bill Wurtz: You could make a religion out of this.
Jake: We will be known as Elonian and I an Elonial. We will practice Elonialsm.
by ElonialLoading May 04, 2022