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ebonification 

The modern-day raping, deconstruction, and reconstitution of our cherished idioms and expressions. For example, "Back in the good old days," has become, "Back in the day." Suggesting that there was only one day in existence prior to the present. And "I don't believe you just did that," has become "Oh, no you didn't," which is meaningless because, obviously, they have indeed.
The ebonification of the age-old expression has rendered it nonsensical.
ebonification by Artcre8or May 6, 2006
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ebonification 

when a white boy from the suburbs decides that he will talk like he's "gangsta"... and it just doesn't sound right....
eric was a cracker, UNTIL he EBONIFIED hissss-sssselllllllf.... EBONIFIED CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enoxification 

The strange and mysterious effect/style used by Brian Eno when he produces music. no one is really quite sure what it is, but everyone knows it gives the music a certain "ness" to it.
Did you hear the new U2 album? The Enoxification was sweet!
Enoxification by YNWA7797 March 11, 2015

Emojification

Direct translation of text to emojis
iOS 10 has a new feature they call Emojification
Emojification by PigWoodElectro June 13, 2016

emoification 

the process of turning someone into an emo.
you know, ome of those gothic people who thinks the world hates them
BoBo used the process of emoification to emo-up Jimmy for his big day out
emoification by Almighty Chris June 23, 2006

Bacon Bonification 

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"

ethnification

Timur Kuran has defined it as "the process whereby ethnic origins, ethnic symbols, and ethnic ties gain salience and practical significance"
The fears and antagonisms that accompany high levels of ethnic activity may be a result of ethnification rather than its root cause
ethnification by ellanden November 19, 2016
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

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