Semen Slinger

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
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Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank

Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.

They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.

This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.

Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
by SassyJax01 December 08, 2010
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Falker

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.
Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!
by SassyJax01 December 02, 2010
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Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011
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Nut Snuggie

Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.

Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
by SassyJax01 February 06, 2012
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Sluddy Buddy

Another word for a Booty Call, Fuck Friend, Fuck Buddy, or Friend With Benefits.

This person is usually very easy and will sleep with anyone. Thus making them a "Sluddy Buddy" because they are only your buddy when you want sex. There is no emotional attachment to this person, and you would never intend on dating them either.
James: Who can I call tonight for a piece of ass? Everytime I call Ava she wants to talk about dating me after I blow my load in her dirty Vaj.

Rodney: My go to gal is always Lindsay. She is my "Sluddy Buddy". She's like a tow truck; no matter what time it is or where you are, you just have to call her and she will be there!
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
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Cheddar Biscuits

Another word I made up to describe Green Bay Packer Fans, the Green Bay Packer Players butts, or anyone living in Wisconsin. (Were already known as Cheese Heads but Cheddar Biscuits sounds better)
1) It's so neat going to Lambeau Field on a Packer game day and seeing all the "Cheddar Biscuits" tailgating in the parking lot.

2) I love looking at Aaron Rodgers "Cheddar Biscuits" on TV during the Green Bay Packer Games.

3) Them Cheddar Biscuits up in WI are all crazy Packer fans
by SassyJax01 November 02, 2011
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