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Ebonically Impaired

Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.

Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Ebonically Impaired by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

Emonical 

A state of being Emo and Cynical at the same exact time. In essence a mix of "Emocity" and Cynicism (sometimes to a large extent).
Jimmy: Gosh, sometimes this world is so selfish, I'm glad that I'm not.
John: Don't be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.
Emonical by lawlitellyou April 21, 2006

Ebonicals 

Noun
Plural noun: ebonicals
Magazines and periodicals written in ebonics.
Sup cousin, you get the new ebonicals dat home skillet done wrote dat reads like we be talking?

ebonically pleasing 

the correct use of ethnic urban slang
I love this website, there's always been some words I'm unclear about in ghetto talk so it's good to have this as a reference so I can sound ebonically pleasing to my friends!
ebonically pleasing by dp916 January 11, 2003

Ebonically correct

1. A word or phrase spoken according to the proper standard of the ghetto slang of inner city urban people predominantly of African American descent. 2. Speaking the African American English slang dialect, Ebonics, in a politically correct manner of it's standards. When one is Ebonically correct he should be able to communicate in the Hood effectively. This could very in correctness from Hood to Hood. The origin of the word Ebonics is Ebony which means black. It's place of origin is Oakland, CA.
You should speak in ebonically correct terms when you go across town to cop some skunk bud from the black dealers.

Ebonicle 

A speaker of ebonics (African American vernacular English), usually African American themselves
My homeboy, Tyrone is an ebonicle.
Ebonicle by Jay LeBae December 20, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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