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Ebonically Impaired
Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Ebonically Impaired by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020
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Emonical
A state of being Emo and Cynical at the same exact time. In essence a mix of "Emocity" and Cynicism (sometimes to a large extent).
Jimmy: Gosh, sometimes this world is so selfish, I'm glad that I'm not.
John: Don't be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.
John: Don't be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.
Emonical by lawlitellyou April 21, 2006
Ebonicals
Ebonicals by Jacksonbarretdefense June 5, 2018
ebonically pleasing
I love this website, there's always been some words I'm unclear about in ghetto talk so it's good to have this as a reference so I can sound ebonically pleasing to my friends!
ebonically pleasing by dp916 January 11, 2003
Ebonically correct
1. A word or phrase spoken according to the proper standard of the ghetto slang of inner city urban people predominantly of African American descent. 2. Speaking the African American English slang dialect, Ebonics, in a politically correct manner of it's standards. When one is Ebonically correct he should be able to communicate in the Hood effectively. This could very in correctness from Hood to Hood. The origin of the word Ebonics is Ebony which means black. It's place of origin is Oakland, CA.
You should speak in ebonically correct terms when you go across town to cop some skunk bud from the black dealers.
Ebonically correct by Demicci D. Dior-Britt May 25, 2013
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