EARB
EARB by Dawn Summers October 13, 2008
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Rat earbuds
Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.
Crafting requirements:
x2 severed rat ears
x1 spare wiring
x1 salvaged aux plug
Crafting requirements:
x2 severed rat ears
x1 spare wiring
x1 salvaged aux plug
Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.
Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021
Related Words
earbud • Earbashing • earbola • earbanging • Earbleed • earboob • Earbug • EARB • Earbaby • Earbacker
earbortion
A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.
earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011
Earballs
Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.
Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.
Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.
Earballs by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012
The Earbud Theory
Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.
“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”
The Earbud Theory by eyeswoaface4838 April 3, 2023
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