EARB 

Extremely Apparent Reason Boner

In the same family as ARB, and the opposite of NARB

"Ew, that guy definitely has an EARB."

EARB by Dawn Summers October 13, 2008

Rat earbuds 

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

earbortion 

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.

Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.

earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011

Earballs 

Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.

Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.

"Ow, my earballs!" - Cheryl Tunt, Archer

Earballs by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012

The Earbud Theory 

Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.

“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”

The Earbud Theory by eyeswoaface4838 April 3, 2023

Earbug 

A song that's stuck in your head that you can't get out for anything.

Person 1: Why are you acting so weird?

Person 2: Sorry, I have an earbug. I can't get this stupid Metallica song out of my head.

Earbug by danjapan7 June 6, 2010

earbola

A condition of one's deteriorating hearing sense for artistic standards, dignity and integrity.

"... every beat on the album is wack, he caught Earbola! ... "

earbola by HipHop Philosophy Radio February 5, 2015