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Earbashing

When someone over exhausts a topic of conversation.
"And then he swerved around the corner and crashed into a ditch."
"OH MY GOD, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. IT'S SO FUNNY AND HE WAS ALL DRUNK AND STUFF, AND DAYUM IT MUST SUCK TO BE HIS FAMILY. BUT LIKE, WASN'T HE DRIVING WITHOUT HIS HEADLIGHTS ON, OR SOMETHING?"
"Dude shut the fuck up and stop earbashing.. His sister's standing right next to you."
"OHH. Hey. Sup."
Earbashing by Hugh Laurie July 25, 2006

Earbashing

"Oh My GAWD! DID YOU WATCH PASSIONS TODAY!! JULIAN IS MARRIED TO WHATSHERFACE@!!!!! etc etc..."
Earbashing by aenema August 16, 2003

Earbashing

what alex does
"ohmygod gilmore girls was on last night and blah blah blah lorelai blah blah blah luke blah blah blah love..." etc.
Earbashing by blake May 4, 2004

Ear Bashing 

To receive an Ear Bashing is to be yelled at, usually at loud volume which hurts the ears, hence Ear Bashing.
(At work after be pulled into the manager's office)
Colleague- Wow, so are you getting fired?
You- Nah just got a bit of an ear bashing.

(After being out all night with your mates)
Friend- What did your Wife/Girlfriend say when you rolled in?
You- Dude I got one hell of an ear bashing.
Ear Bashing by T-D-B July 25, 2010

earbating 

1.noun An act of masturbating with ear. Usually an act of listening to trance/progressive/techno music in which the ear is masturbating by itself when the music segues into the dramatic climax of the song resulting in eargasm.

2.verb To masturbate in the form of eargasmic act.
1. The tune mixed by Markus Schulz is worth earbating.

2. My friends all had earbated after attending a trance gig in London.
earbating by arambai August 3, 2010

earbanging

When your partner pokes or simulates cleaning out your ears while making out with the intention of causing arousal.
We were making out while all of a sudden he stuck his finger in by ear and started earbanging me.
earbanging by naynay ellis April 4, 2015
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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