Suckmytoes_77's definitions

Back of the room Boys

The group of boys that is always present in the rear of every high school classroom. Usually consists of at least 3, but can be a bigger group. There's typically the group leader, who tells the best jokes, and who causes the most chaos during class. There's also the team player, who takes notes and sometimes brings food for the group; playing a crucial role as the "support member" of the group. This allows other group members to goof off, knowing that the team player has their back later on when they're doing homework or studying. The remaining member(s) are the munchers, who consume vast quantities of food during their occupation, even if they aren't hungry. This is usually done in an attempt to piss off the teacher, or to get a few good natured laughs from their classmates. Sometimes they also provide "belching fire" to distract the teacher so other members can engage in hooligan behavior, such as hitting a vape under the desk, or shooting spitballs at the ceiling.

(explosion followed by laughter)

"Ugh. The back of the room Boys are at it again. I heard they put a thumbtack on Mr White's chair last week."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Bag sweat

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.

🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."

by Suckmytoes_77 July 4, 2021

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Bum rush

When you bum rush someone, it means you ambush them using an unfair combat advantage. A lot of the other definitions list it specifically as charging someone and bodyslamming them into a solid wall, which is applicable because it's total bullshit and usually catches the victim off guard. Other examples include (but are not limited to) attacking someone from behind by sprinting at them and landing a tackle, ganging up on someone and beating them to the ground with superior numbers, or hitting someone with a sucker punch while they're distracted fighting someone else. This is also a tactic in the board game risk, but in this case it consists of plopping down all your armies in one previously weakly defended country and defeating the surrounding countries (usually defended by only 1 or two armies) by spam attacking and having your opponent be unfortunate enough to roll a 1 every goddamn time and lose half their territories. Smash and grab robberies could be considered another example, as a mob of people obscure their faces, run into a store, grab whatever they can, and dash out in the blink of an eye, using their superior numbers to overwhelm store security and staff and to make it harder to uncover an individual suspect's identity. Bum rushing comes from the fact that these tactics are often seen as cheap or low of someone to use, which makes them a bum for having to use them instead of a fair fight.

Example 1: I almost got killed yesterday. This dude freaking bum rushed me and stole my wallet after pistol whipping me out of nowhere with his gun.

Example 2: "I've got his legs! Break both his arms with the bat while guy 3 hits him in the nuts with his golf club!"

Jack thought he had found the ultimate spot to survive in tf2 zombies but his posse was quickly wiped out thanks to the zombie medics bum rushing them by spamming taunt heals and taunt kills by the doorway until the other medics were able to make a breakthrough and swarm the room.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 29, 2023

Shit stain

An insult for IRL streamers like Dickhead Doherty and Dodge Neon who do nothing but annoy everyone around them, and who's presence is equally insufferable to that of a skid mark in a toilet bowl

Ugh. I saw one of those shit stains recording people on the subway. I don't know what his problem is bothering people like that.

Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.

by Suckmytoes_77 January 24, 2024

6 o clock shadow

The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.

"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."

by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023