Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.
by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024
a cup that you whack it into. The cup is meant to catch the semen so that it won't make a mess when you finish. It's a spitoon for your cock what more can I say.
Welp. It's time to shoot some globs of glue into the old jizzoon.
Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already
Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already
by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024
A term used to describe something that is extremely unpleasant to the ears. Can be used to describe a really terrible song, a bad speech, an annoying voice etc. Sounds like it came out of someone's asshole
by Suckmytoes_77 April 22, 2023
When someone is piss pilled, it means that they are generally an angry person who is always pissed off, and will likely be miserable their whole lives due to their constant irritability. Dubbed piss pill because of the whole red pill/blue pill whatever pill concept of the matrix, but unlike the other pills, the piss pill makes it's users live a live of "pissful ignorance," or live a life where everything sucks and they're always pissed off.
Person 1: "Bro what's that guy's problem? Why is he such a jerk?"
Person 2: "Ah don't mind Ryan. He's always like that. He's Piss pilled."
Person 2: "Ah don't mind Ryan. He's always like that. He's Piss pilled."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 05, 2022
When someone is referred to as "Piss pilled", it means that they're generally bitter, resentful, and often angry/upset at/towards others for no reason, or an irrational reason. They are called "Piss pilled" as a take on the 1999 film The Matrix, in which there is an option for the protagonist to take the red or blue pill, each with a different consequence. In recent years, red and blue pills have garnered more attention and relevance in popular Internet culture, as they have gained deeper meanings, and more pills have been made up. Too long didn't read, taking the Piss pill means that you have chosen to live a life of "pissful ignorance," or a life where you are always pissed off and everything sucks for you.
Person 1: "Why's that guy such an a-hole? I didn't even do anything and he flipped me off and told me to go f myself!"
Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."
Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022
Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.
by Suckmytoes_77 April 19, 2021
Resume fodder is a bullshit job that you are aware is bullshit, but you only work there for a short period of time to use it later on as a reference. By working there for only a month and then quitting, you can stack up your resume and theoretically speedrun the corporate ladder. Think of it as gun game in Call of Duty but for jobs.
Yeah I got hired at TGI Fridays as a line cook. I'm only gonna be there till I line up something slightly better this job sucks it's nothing but resume fodder
by Suckmytoes_77 July 29, 2024