Clitoon

A cup shaped container used to catch a woman's squirt so it doesn't make a mess everywhere.
Good thing I've got a clitoon, otherwise my sheets would be soiled.

Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)
by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024
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Piss kiss

Todd gave Samantha a piss kiss last night
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Zombie

An insult for someone who is part of generation Z. Based on how Z can stand for zombie. Basically an alternative word for "zoomer."
"Stfu zombie. You're whole generation is soft asf." -Mike the Millennial
by Suckmytoes_77 April 13, 2021
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Piss pilled

When someone is piss pilled, it means that they are generally an angry person who is always pissed off, and will likely be miserable their whole lives due to their constant irritability. Dubbed piss pill because of the whole red pill/blue pill whatever pill concept of the matrix, but unlike the other pills, the piss pill makes it's users live a live of "pissful ignorance," or live a life where everything sucks and they're always pissed off.
Person 1: "Bro what's that guy's problem? Why is he such a jerk?"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Ryan. He's always like that. He's Piss pilled."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 04, 2022
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Ass eaterton

A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.
"Don't talk about Samantha like that you ass eaterton!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021
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Zombie bait

Zombie bait is a term for those in zombie shows, video games, movies etc. who are unlikely to survive due to one limiting characteristic or another that makes their chances of survival slim. Usually they're the ones who end up dying pretty early on in the storyline, leaving others who are more suited to survive. Seeing as how they aren't particularly useful to a survivor party, they are called bait because their lack of usefulness is their greatest strength: when they end up getting devoured by zombies their screams end up attracting zombies to the feast allowing other survivors to escape or flank the zombies in order to grab supplies.
Example 1: the fat guy who dies at the beginning of zombieland

Example 2: someone who has no survival or combat skills whatsoever and is unable to adapt, having only survived this long because they've surrounded themselves with others who do

Example 3: Shane used Otis as zombie bait, shooting him in the leg and stealing his supplies, making his escape while the zombies focused all their attention on eating Otis
by Suckmytoes_77 August 08, 2024
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Tactijuul reload

A fancy way to replace an empty juul pod with a full one. Speed and style are usually key when doing a "tactijuul reload," with the goal in mind being to attract mates at a college party.
"That loser Justin tried to do a tactijuul reload at the frat party and dropped his pod in the punchbowl. What a tool."
by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021
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