Suckmytoes_77's definitions

Piss kiss

Another term for eating pussy

Todd gave Samantha a piss kiss last night

by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024

Ugly

You >:)

Engineer: "You're ugly."
Sniper: "EUGH!"

(Engi starts dancing and clapping his hands between his legs)

Sniper: "heh!"

(Grabs engi and throws him into the abyss)

Engi: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mount Scout: "mhm"
Mount Soldier: "ooh!"
(Everything explodes)

by Suckmytoes_77 August 31, 2022

Thincel

An overweight person who blames skinny people for their problems. Often times they might choose to resent or even hate others, calling them skinny/scrawny, rather than acknowledging that their weight might be a health concern and taking steps to ensure that they'll live a healthy life by taking the right steps. They blame society and people they see as thin as the source of their problems, refusing to accept that maybe they should do something about their weight instead of just blaming everyone else. Of course there are times where one is unable to do anything about their weight despite their best efforts, but hating on others isn't the right answer. NOT EVERY OVERWEIGHT PERSON IS A THINCEL. IT'S ONLY THE ONES WHO BLAME SOCIETY AND THIN PEOPLE FOR THEIR WEIGHT PROBLEMS. PLEASE DON'T GO AROUND CALLING EVERYONE A THINCEL.

"Bro Betty is such a thincel. She acts like it's society's fault that she's overweight but whenever I offer to go to the gym with her or tell her to not eat so much junk food she glares at me and calls me a twig."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022

Piss pilled

When someone is referred to as "Piss pilled", it means that they're generally bitter, resentful, and often angry/upset at/towards others for no reason, or an irrational reason. They are called "Piss pilled" as a take on the 1999 film The Matrix, in which there is an option for the protagonist to take the red or blue pill, each with a different consequence. In recent years, red and blue pills have garnered more attention and relevance in popular Internet culture, as they have gained deeper meanings, and more pills have been made up. Too long didn't read, taking the Piss pill means that you have chosen to live a life of "pissful ignorance," or a life where you are always pissed off and everything sucks for you.

Person 1: "Why's that guy such an a-hole? I didn't even do anything and he flipped me off and told me to go f myself!"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022

Troll bait

When you open a solo server in left 4 dead 2 after getting trolled by team-killers. Since these losers often surf from server to server trolling everyone in sight you can trick them into joining as creating a lobby adds yours to the queue and they are likely to select it. Once they join you are able to easily kill their character as soon as they join to get revenge. If you're skilled enough you could also give them a minor headache by crashing the server, forcing them to restart their computer and wasting their time

Gotcha virgin! You fell for the troll bait!

by Suckmytoes_77 August 8, 2024

6 o clock shadow

The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.

"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."

by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023

Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.

Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023