Suckmytoes_77's definitions
The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.
"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."
by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023
Get the 6 o clock shadowmug. A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023
Get the Testicular critmug. by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024
Get the Clitoonmug. A condition that is almost exclusive to gen alpha. Brain rot is a deterioration of both one's critical thinking skills as well as their attention span. The root cause of brainrot has been debated, though many professionals have narrowed it down to being glued to an iPad for 8 hours a day since age 2 and skibidi toilet. The remedy for brain rot includes making actual friends, touching grass and having hobbies that don't revolve around skibidi toilet references.
Moron: "Her der skibidi toilet"
Survivor: "watch out it's one of those brainrot corpses. Don't get bitten or you'll turn into one of them."
Survivor: "watch out it's one of those brainrot corpses. Don't get bitten or you'll turn into one of them."
by Suckmytoes_77 July 2, 2024
Get the Brainrotmug. Resume fodder is a bullshit job that you are aware is bullshit, but you only work there for a short period of time to use it later on as a reference. By working there for only a month and then quitting, you can stack up your resume and theoretically speedrun the corporate ladder. Think of it as gun game in Call of Duty but for jobs.
Yeah I got hired at TGI Fridays as a line cook. I'm only gonna be there till I line up something slightly better this job sucks it's nothing but resume fodder
by Suckmytoes_77 July 29, 2024
Get the Resume Foddermug. When you open a solo server in left 4 dead 2 after getting trolled by team-killers. Since these losers often surf from server to server trolling everyone in sight you can trick them into joining as creating a lobby adds yours to the queue and they are likely to select it. Once they join you are able to easily kill their character as soon as they join to get revenge. If you're skilled enough you could also give them a minor headache by crashing the server, forcing them to restart their computer and wasting their time
by Suckmytoes_77 August 8, 2024
Get the Troll baitmug. by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024
Get the Piss kissmug.