41 definitions by Suckmytoes_77
Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.
by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024
Another word for Xanax
by Suckmytoes_77 February 17, 2024
A movement for pathetic men to feel special about themselves. The idea itself comes from the matrix, where in the film taking the red pill means that you see the reality of life no matter how painful it is. In recent years a lot of internet personas (such as professional douchebag Andrew Tate) have used this philosophy as a cash cow to take advantage of the waves of fatherless virgins that make up the fanbase of red pill preachers. They often speak to their fanbase by claiming that by following their teachings, they will gain the successes they desire. The irony is that there's a rather obvious disconnect between the preachers and the followers of the red pill philosophy, to the point where it becomes painfully obvious to those not indoctrinated that it's a load of bologna used by those who preach this ideology in order to sell bogus online courses to their fans. Most often these courses will supposedly detail how to get money or get women to like you. However, if these losers actually wanted these things they'd be thinking for themselves (another irony, since red pill also encourages free thought) and wouldn't need advice from these scumbags. TLDR a movement for losers adopted by scammers to take advantage of said losers
"Bro Malcolm is such a loser. I hear he's one of those incels who watches that Andrew Tate guy."
"Ikr. What a red pill bootlicker"
"Ikr. What a red pill bootlicker"
by Suckmytoes_77 October 1, 2023
A spitoon for your piss. A spitoon is shaped like a vase and made of metal, and exists for the purpose of giving people a place to deposit their chewing tobacco when they are done with it. A pissoon is traditionally a porcelain bowl commonly found in saloons. They existed in a time before toilets as a place to piss. In modern times, a pissoon can be described as any container into which one pisses in. (Arizona tea jug, Gatorade bottle, empty protein powder jar etc).
I was driving home and I knew I wasn't gonna make it so I pulled it the emergency pissoon and drained the coconut.
by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024
An insult for IRL streamers like Dickhead Doherty and Dodge Neon who do nothing but annoy everyone around them, and who's presence is equally insufferable to that of a skid mark in a toilet bowl
Ugh. I saw one of those shit stains recording people on the subway. I don't know what his problem is bothering people like that.
Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.
Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.
by Suckmytoes_77 January 25, 2024
It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.
Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"
Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023
a cup that you whack it into. The cup is meant to catch the semen so that it won't make a mess when you finish. It's a spitoon for your cock what more can I say.
Welp. It's time to shoot some globs of glue into the old jizzoon.
Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already
Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already
by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024