Earbleed
Earbleed by G ET ROAStE D FA M June 11, 2016
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Earbleed
When colleague 1 has to pick up and drop off colleague 2 on a daily basis for circumstances unknown as they reside around the corner from each other, only for colleague 2 to reminisce on moments of their past the entire car pool in each direction causing colleague 1 to become depressed and develop anxiety about said car trips on a daily basis.
Colleague 3: "Morning mate, how's things?"
Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.
Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.
Earbleed by OfficeSlang March 28, 2022
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earbleader
1. “shit have you heard that song ‘star girl interlude’ by the weeknd and lana del ray?”
“yeah man it’s such an earbleader.”
“yeah man it’s such an earbleader.”
earbleader by mobsolosgoku November 23, 2021
Static Ear Bleed
A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Static Ear Bleed by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
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