Earbleed 

Jacob Sartorius' cover of "All of Me" by John Legend.

Did you listen to that earbleed on YouTube?

Earbleed by G ET ROAStE D FA M June 11, 2016

Earbleed 

When colleague 1 has to pick up and drop off colleague 2 on a daily basis for circumstances unknown as they reside around the corner from each other, only for colleague 2 to reminisce on moments of their past the entire car pool in each direction causing colleague 1 to become depressed and develop anxiety about said car trips on a daily basis.

Colleague 3: "Morning mate, how's things?"

Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.

Earbleed by OfficeSlang March 28, 2022

earbleader 

a song that makes you literally cream your pants

1. “shit have you heard that song ‘star girl interlude’ by the weeknd and lana del ray?”

“yeah man it’s such an earbleader.”

earbleader by mobsolosgoku November 23, 2021

Static Ear Bleed 

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

Static Ear Bleed by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022