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broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke
earbuds by pastaseotkopcavas February 27, 2019
What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.
I watch porn with my earbuds!
Earbuds by Twight0931 March 26, 2021
a place for you to listen to porn without getting caught in class
Person 1: I got some earbuds....
Person 2: What are you doing with them?
Person 1: Getting a boner

Earbuds in a pocket 

A term used to describe anything in a tangled mess like earbuds. Also, SHUT THE FUCK AIRPODS USERS WE GET IT
Yeah those Christmas lights are earbuds in a pocket

Earbuds Syndrome 

When someone is wearing earbuds to isolate themselves from the society.
Nobody can approach that girl because she has Earbuds Syndrome. Whether I'm seeing her on the street or at the gym, she is wearing earbuds.
Earbuds Syndrome by Kentich January 4, 2024

Rat earbuds 

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug
Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.
Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021