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broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke
earbuds by pastaseotkopcavas February 27, 2019
What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.
I watch porn with my earbuds!
Earbuds by Twight0931 March 26, 2021
a place for you to listen to porn without getting caught in class
Person 1: I got some earbuds....
Person 2: What are you doing with them?
Person 1: Getting a boner
Earbuds by Big asss ballsack May 5, 2023

Earbuds in a pocket 

A term used to describe anything in a tangled mess like earbuds. Also, SHUT THE FUCK AIRPODS USERS WE GET IT
Yeah those Christmas lights are earbuds in a pocket

Earbuds Syndrome 

When someone is wearing earbuds to isolate themselves from the society.
Nobody can approach that girl because she has Earbuds Syndrome. Whether I'm seeing her on the street or at the gym, she is wearing earbuds.
Earbuds Syndrome by Kentich January 4, 2024

Rat earbuds 

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug
Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.
Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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