earbortion

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.

Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.

by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011

Eyebortion

eye⋅bor⋅tion (ayh-BORE-shun)
-noun

1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.

2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.

1.
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."

2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "

by soso2 December 28, 2009

Carbortion

The act of leaving a small child in a car in a hot parking lot so that it will die.

Jamie wanted her party life back so she had a carbortion

by MethJew November 30, 2011

ebortion

when someone cybers too much and their partner becomes unwantedly pregnant they have an ebortion

1. that nerd kid couldnt get any so he had to cyber with some girl from Japan, now she has to get an ebortion
2. Ray lived so far away from his girlfriend they had to cyber without protection, now shes going in for an ebortion

by sammpie December 10, 2008

arbortion

The killing of fetal trees.

Johnny committed arbortion, smashing the acorns to bits.

by Richard Cresswell December 23, 2003

Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011