earboob

When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.

1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.

2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."

earboob by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009

earboob

When the size of ones earlobes can be camparable to a c or d-cup bra size.

I cant even look at that guy he's got so much earboob! I wonder how he fits those lobes in his car.

Dudes got so much earboob he drags them when he walks.

earboob by Johnny Lobes October 14, 2012

earbomb 

To intentionally get a song stuck in another person's head.

By merely humming the tune to 'Borderline', I totally earbombed Kevin. He couldn't think of any other song all day!

earbomb by Mrchowwow August 23, 2015