Skip to main content

Dumpstar 

An individual who can be classified as messy, disorganized, key losing, joint smoking (more than acceptable), nose breaking, Zeus punching, Dirty Bishoping, Hot Carling, Mangina presenting, Dirty Harrying, usually Serbian sonofabitch.
Some common indicators of a Dumpstar include the following:
Food and dishes strewn about/Clothes hapazardly placed in high traffic areas/ lots and lots of roaches in the ashtray/really loud noises(this may or may not be at odd hours of the night)/broken shit everywhere/holes in walls, etc.
"Jeez guys, looks like a bomb went off in here."
~"Yeah, this kid said some shit about Ilija's sister so he got really loud and became an angry Serb...tore this kids head off...I mean clean off! Crazy shit man!"
"Uh, I was talking about the dishes and stuff lying around everywhere."
~"Oh right, well he did a bit of celebrating after his 'great success'."
".....that kid ain't just a dumpster anymore he's a fucking dumpstar!"
Dumpstar by Philip Levi December 21, 2006
Dumpstar mug front
Get the Dumpstar mug.
See more merch

dumpster-diving 

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.
Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.
Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!
dumpster pump by John graham April 9, 2019

dumpstrosity 

a crap that is so gigantic and terrible, it clogs the toilet and can be smelled from three blocks away
After winning the chili-eating contest, I barely made it to the bathroom to drop the dumpstrosity coming out of my ass.
dumpstrosity by werdsmith April 9, 2009

dumpster chow 

An item that doesn't work as it should or can't be fixed or isn't worth fixing. Something with out any value that can only be thrown away.
You think I'm low balling you well maybe I am , but I won't offer more than I can afford to throw away if it's dumpster chow. You want more money set it up so I can see it work.
dumpster chow by knowman January 7, 2012

dumpstered 

demolished; destroyed, generally in a competition such as a sport or a game
Brazil just dumpstered on the USA in soccer

Get dumpstered n00b

Dumpster Dipping 

When you throw your dipping sauce into the trash can and it stands perfectly upright inside and you realize you still had one more fry left so you reach your arm into the trash can to dip your fry.
"Damn, I had to go dumpster dipping because of this sneaky fucking french fry."
Dumpster Dipping by GiggleGrass October 2, 2014