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Some one who loads a lot of expensive software on a computer to raise its' price. Then sells the computer without the program disks, and keys, when a program needs to be reloaded the buyer is hosed.
The xp on my computer didn't have a disk or coa I need to reload it, the loader says not his problem.
by knowman June 10, 2008
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She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.
by knowman March 17, 2008
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by knowman March 26, 2008
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When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
by knowman March 10, 2008
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by knowman April 3, 2008
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That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.
by knowman March 11, 2008
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