knowman's definitions

book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.

When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.

by knowman March 26, 2008

ernied

A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.

Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.

by knowman April 8, 2008

site seeing

Going to a site like Craigslist in another city just to see what stuff is selling for there, something you do when really bored.

I went site seeing on Craigslist last night, those clowns in Omaha must think their junk is made of gold.

by knowman July 9, 2010

east omaha ride

Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.

That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.

by knowman March 30, 2008

help

A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isn't fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can't keep.

That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.

by knowman March 11, 2008

overpriced

A $5.00 item that costs $10.00. May be of higher quality than a $4.00 item but not enough to justify it's price. Usually a fad or status item like a $500 Gucci purse.

You can get an identical knock off of a Gucci purse for 1/5 the price, the Gucci is way overpriced.

by knowman April 13, 2008

battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.

Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?

by knowman August 1, 2008