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A mythical being that will magically appear and render assistance. No one knows what help looks like as no one has ever seen it. I think it isn't fair to blame help for promises that other people make, and help can't keep.
That cabinet looks to big and heavy to move by myself, don't worry you'll have help. I'm not qualified to do this job, don't worry you'll have help. I don't have enough time for this project, don't worry you'll have help.
by knowman March 11, 2008

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throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.
retirement like death comes to us all.
by knowman February 21, 2009

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A $5.00 item that costs $10.00. May be of higher quality than a $4.00 item but not enough to justify it's price. Usually a fad or status item like a $500 Gucci purse.
You can get an identical knock off of a Gucci purse for 1/5 the price, the Gucci is way overpriced.
by knowman April 13, 2008

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A friendship of convenience where a hot girl will team up with, and pretend to show an interest in a nerdy guy, because she needs his help to pass a tuff class. The girl will give the nerd false hope that there could be something between them, and drop the nerd as soon as she no longer needs him.
That poor guy doesn't realise he's just a science class boyfriend.
by knowman March 12, 2008

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An act from which you get no benefit that costs you. No good deed goes unpunished. A good deed will come back and bite you in the ass.
Goring issued an order shielding decorated Jewish WW1 veterans and their families from the Gestapo. That order was used against Goring at his trial. His good deed came back and bit him in the ass.
by knowman March 16, 2008

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When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.
The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.
by knowman December 16, 2009

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Someone who is considered scum by East Omaha standards. poor white trashs poor white trash. Proof that no matter how low you are there is someone lower, a scumbags scumbag.
He was a real East Omaha socialite, they burned his house down as a warning, not to stare at little girls.
by knowman April 08, 2008

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