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Science class boyfriend

A friendship of convenience where a hot girl will team up with, and pretend to show an interest in a nerdy guy, because she needs his help to pass a tuff class. The girl will give the nerd false hope that there could be something between them, and drop the nerd as soon as she no longer needs him.
That poor guy doesn't realise he's just a science class boyfriend.
by knowman March 12, 2008
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optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.
That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.
by knowman September 14, 2012
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ernied

A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.
Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.
by knowman April 8, 2008
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site seeing

Going to a site like Craigslist in another city just to see what stuff is selling for there, something you do when really bored.
I went site seeing on Craigslist last night, those clowns in Omaha must think their junk is made of gold.
by knowman July 9, 2010
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east omaha ride

Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.
That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.
by knowman March 30, 2008
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went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.
What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.
by knowman July 13, 2011
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East Omaha socialite

Someone who is considered scum by East Omaha standards. poor white trashs poor white trash. Proof that no matter how low you are there is someone lower, a scumbags scumbag.
He was a real East Omaha socialite, they burned his house down as a warning, not to stare at little girls.
by knowman April 8, 2008
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