beat like a dog

who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.
I'm being beat like a dog who can't read music, and I don't know how much more I can take.
by knowman March 15, 2008
mugGet the beat like a dogmug.

dead horse

in the salvage trade a dead horse is something you got for little or nothing because the former owner really wanted to get rid of it. a pallet of computer monitors the bank gave away is a dead horse. the trick is to sell the best parts as horse meat, the not so best parts as dog food,and give the rest away before it starts to stink and you have to pay to dispose of it. making money on dead horses is a skill that takes years to learn.
old computer parts,old computer monitors(disposal costs), paint (disposal costs), anything that you have to pay to get rid of. i got a load of paint for $1 a can. i hope the paint is useable, or that dead horse will really stink.
by knowman March 01, 2008
mugGet the dead horsemug.

frash

Trash that some one puts on craigslist's free entry so they won't have to pay to get rid of it. Free trash. A couch that stinks of cat piss is frash.
If a listing on Cl is more than 2 hours old the item is usually frash.
by knowman June 06, 2010
mugGet the frashmug.

unpractial joker

a person who thinks thier tricks are cute,funny,or clever when they are mean, stupid,or disruptive. they tend to be social missfits who like to dish it out,but don't like getting it back. even if they know they are wrong they never apolagise,thier response is whats the matter can't you take a joke. these people get sent to sensativity training a lot,but it doesn't do any good.
the office gossip who spends more time making trouble than working. the unpractial joker who swaps mouse and keyboard cables jacking up your computer. the guy who makes things up to have something to say,
by knowman February 23, 2008
mugGet the unpractial jokermug.

dragging edge

Old, obsolete, out dated technology. The opposite of leading edge.
That monitor is dragging edge, but it was free, and works well so who cares ?
by knowman October 20, 2008
mugGet the dragging edgemug.

flash stutter

When the stream to a flash or other player doesn't supply enough valid data so the player runs, freezes, runs, freezes. Also called breakup, bad connection, corrupted data.
The site has some good movies, bur the flash stutter will drive you nuts.
by knowman April 27, 2008
mugGet the flash stuttermug.
An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.
What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.
by knowman July 13, 2011
mugGet the went retarded in his facemug.