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The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.
by knowman December 16, 2009
Get the pull a rabbit out of my ass mug.Going to a site like Craigslist in another city just to see what stuff is selling for there, something you do when really bored.
I went site seeing on Craigslist last night, those clowns in Omaha must think their junk is made of gold.
by knowman July 9, 2010
Get the site seeing mug.Trash that some one puts on craigslist's free entry so they won't have to pay to get rid of it. Free trash. A couch that stinks of cat piss is frash.
by knowman June 6, 2010
Get the frash mug.a person who thinks thier tricks are cute,funny,or clever when they are mean, stupid,or disruptive. they tend to be social missfits who like to dish it out,but don't like getting it back. even if they know they are wrong they never apolagise,thier response is whats the matter can't you take a joke. these people get sent to sensativity training a lot,but it doesn't do any good.
the office gossip who spends more time making trouble than working. the unpractial joker who swaps mouse and keyboard cables jacking up your computer. the guy who makes things up to have something to say,
by knowman February 23, 2008
Get the unpractial joker mug.a person who became extremely pissed off when he realalised that the universe dosen't revolve arround him.someone who thinks himself hard to please because no one wants to please him. an optomist who traded his rose colored glasses for a flaw finding magnifying glass. a lot of times a person who would rarher bitch about things than try to change them.
by knowman February 24, 2008
Get the cynic mug.in the salvage trade a dead horse is something you got for little or nothing because the former owner really wanted to get rid of it. a pallet of computer monitors the bank gave away is a dead horse. the trick is to sell the best parts as horse meat, the not so best parts as dog food,and give the rest away before it starts to stink and you have to pay to dispose of it. making money on dead horses is a skill that takes years to learn.
old computer parts,old computer monitors(disposal costs), paint (disposal costs), anything that you have to pay to get rid of. i got a load of paint for $1 a can. i hope the paint is useable, or that dead horse will really stink.
by knowman March 1, 2008
Get the dead horse mug.from a swedish word that means alert, lively. usually applied to an atractive young woman. like many words pigga's present slang meaning is 180 degrees from the oridginal. used as a pet name for childern as a term of affection. some think it came from a changing of bibbity bobbity boo into piggity poggity poo as a nonsenc ryhm fo babbies.
she's a little pigga like her mother. i can't keep up with that little pigga. she's the pigga of her daddy's heart.
by knowman March 1, 2008
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