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dumpsterbaby

A person so worthless that even their own mother doesn't want them.
Alex couldn't even pick a head of lettuce correctly, what a dumpsterbaby. He should DIASTFUF!
by BeauregardBlumpkin January 21, 2008
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Dumpsterbating

The act of turning on the shower, then proceeded by sitting on the toilet and mastuerbating
"What we're you doing in the bathroom that took you like 2 hours?" "Dumpsterbating"
by Motodylan January 18, 2015
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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.

In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''

A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.

Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.
Prom Night Dumpster Baby is similar to other stories of teenagers discarding babies.
by smarticvs April 6, 2009
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Prom Date Dumpster Baby

Any fan or player of the Columbus Crew.
"He's a Crew fan?"

"Yes."
"Oh that means he is a prom date dumpster baby."
by deadonred September 16, 2009
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Dumpster Baby

Nickname for a breed of girl who lives in NW Portland, Oregon. These girls are most easily identified by their epic walks of shame that include stumbling around carrying a blanket after a night of getting absolutely destroyed by some random hipster who liked Interpol before they got too mainstream, sometimes in a dumpster. Torn tights, huge black boots, bright red lipstick, and aviator sunglasses are also mainstays with this breed of slunt. Their hobbies include, smoking, chugging peen, smoking, huffing dong, smoking, getting miles of dick run through them, and smoking wang. Also, baby duck hat is GREAT for parties!
JJRS: DAMN! That chick next door is hot being as how she is nothing but cliches and bad decisions! I wanna throw some groceries down her neck.

KD: Yup. She's a dumpster baby.
by ll cool jjrs July 19, 2010
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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby which is disposed of quickly as prom night (With the use of drugs, or the actual baby itself being put in a dumpster) - usually refers to all babies from Teenagers who got pregnant on prom night that were abandoned.
"I'm just a prom night dumpster baaaaaaby, got no mom or dad. Prom night dumpster baby - my story isn't long before it is sad."
by UpperGreens September 11, 2007
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Dumpster Baby

A child that occurs after a bawdy night of cheap-motel-room-after-senior-prom-sex.
So called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.
Did you hear about Emily and Chaz? They fucked after prom and the condom broke. Heard that she had a dumpster baby.
by Celia Brooke March 30, 2008
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