Duckslap

When you duck an opponent's blow and then counter with an open-handed riposte. Often this can be achieved by someone with lightning quick reflexes, and made more embarrassing, when the executor of the Duckslap is David to the aggressor's Goliath.

Tyler: I got a mean right hook.
Chad: Freddie's got a weave game, watch the Duckslap.

by Ad Heteronym May 15, 2021

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

Duck Slap

To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.

John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.

Jack: Why's that?

John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.

Jack: Brutal man, brutal.

by Timmy_222 May 4, 2009

Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.

"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."

by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010

Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye

SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!

by big titty bitch January 22, 2005