curling

Curling is a sport involving ice, brooms, and originally a rock. It is chiefly played in Canada. Unlike hockey, it is not taken seriously in the United States. Many suspect that it is a byproduct of both the cold Northern climate and the Canadian propensity for beer.

That curling is an Olympic sport baffles Americans who don't consider it a sport at all.

by HunterX January 25, 2005

curling

Curling: the favorite past-time of a northern minnesotan/canadian physics professor's housewife.

push...sweep, sweep, sweep. Watch physics in action.

Let's go curling, I feel like sweeping the ice.

by Stephanie Hagen January 13, 2008

curling

Like lawn bowling, except colder, lamer, more boring, and about 2000 dollars more expensive

I told my girlfriend that i liked curling, and that is why she left me

by Curlbacca May 16, 2006

curling

A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.

Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

curling

An interesting way of describing taking a dump.

I'm just of to the curling pit to curl one out.

by pixie June 19, 2006

curling

The best sport. You guys are jackasses and particularly wrong. The Swedish excel at this specific sport so burn! You can not out smart me fools!!!!!!!!!

Curling is a great sport!

by Dictator October 16, 2003

curling

just like planking but curling up into a ball on things and taking pictures

I was curling in bed last night

by Nicolioliolio2816 July 26, 2011